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12-19-2007, 11:00 AM
By Bill Simmons
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Updated: December 18, 2007, 11:49 PM ET
If David Stern stepped to the podium to introduce this column, he'd probably say something like this:
"Hello, everyone, and welcome to America's favorite running column gimmick: Bill Simmons' seventh annual 'Which NBA Player Has The Most Trade Value?' column. We're pleased to announce, for the first time, our league features enough talent that Bill was forced to expand this year's list from 40 players to 50. This is a wonderful sign for the immediate and long-term future of our great league, something that makes me feel better about our sagging attendance figures, the fact we're averaging one late-night shooting incident per month in 2007, and the ongoing humiliation and degradation of our signature franchise ... (dramatic pause) ... the New York Knickerbockers.
GROUND RULES
A quick recap of the rules:
1. Salaries matter. Over this season and the next three, would you rather pay David West $37.9 million or Andrei Kirilenko $63.3 million?
2. Age matters. Would you rather have Rasheed Wallace for the next four seasons or Al Horford for the next 12?
3. Pretend the league passed the following rule: For 24 hours, any player can be traded without cap ramifications. So if Team A tells Team B, "We'll trade you Player X for Player Y," would Team B make the deal or not?
4. Concentrate on degrees. For instance, neither San Antonio nor Orlando would make a Howard-Duncan trade. But at the very least, the Spurs would say, "Wow, Dwight Howard's available?" while the Magic would say, "There's no frickin' way we're trading Dwight Howard." That counts in the big scheme of things.
5. The list runs in reverse order (Nos. 50 to 1). So if Carmelo comes in at No. 14, players 1 through 13 are all players about whom the Nuggets would probably say, "We hate giving up 'Melo, but we definitely have to consider this deal." And they wouldn't trade him straight-up for any player listed between Nos. 15 and 50.
Before we dive into the top 50, let's say goodbye to the 2006-07 incumbents who couldn't crack the 2007-08 list: Boris Diaw (http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/players/profile?statsId=3724) (No. 38 last season) signed a $45 million extension and immediately morphed into the French Tim Thomas (http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/players/profile?statsId=3170). ... We'll deal with Ron Artest (http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/players/profile?statsId=3339) (34) in a second. ... Rip Hamilton (33) peaked two years ago and already has 700-plus games on his odometer.
Click on link to see list with comments
ESPN Page 2 - Simmons: True value (http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/071218)
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Updated: December 18, 2007, 11:49 PM ET
If David Stern stepped to the podium to introduce this column, he'd probably say something like this:
"Hello, everyone, and welcome to America's favorite running column gimmick: Bill Simmons' seventh annual 'Which NBA Player Has The Most Trade Value?' column. We're pleased to announce, for the first time, our league features enough talent that Bill was forced to expand this year's list from 40 players to 50. This is a wonderful sign for the immediate and long-term future of our great league, something that makes me feel better about our sagging attendance figures, the fact we're averaging one late-night shooting incident per month in 2007, and the ongoing humiliation and degradation of our signature franchise ... (dramatic pause) ... the New York Knickerbockers.
GROUND RULES
A quick recap of the rules:
1. Salaries matter. Over this season and the next three, would you rather pay David West $37.9 million or Andrei Kirilenko $63.3 million?
2. Age matters. Would you rather have Rasheed Wallace for the next four seasons or Al Horford for the next 12?
3. Pretend the league passed the following rule: For 24 hours, any player can be traded without cap ramifications. So if Team A tells Team B, "We'll trade you Player X for Player Y," would Team B make the deal or not?
4. Concentrate on degrees. For instance, neither San Antonio nor Orlando would make a Howard-Duncan trade. But at the very least, the Spurs would say, "Wow, Dwight Howard's available?" while the Magic would say, "There's no frickin' way we're trading Dwight Howard." That counts in the big scheme of things.
5. The list runs in reverse order (Nos. 50 to 1). So if Carmelo comes in at No. 14, players 1 through 13 are all players about whom the Nuggets would probably say, "We hate giving up 'Melo, but we definitely have to consider this deal." And they wouldn't trade him straight-up for any player listed between Nos. 15 and 50.
Before we dive into the top 50, let's say goodbye to the 2006-07 incumbents who couldn't crack the 2007-08 list: Boris Diaw (http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/players/profile?statsId=3724) (No. 38 last season) signed a $45 million extension and immediately morphed into the French Tim Thomas (http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/players/profile?statsId=3170). ... We'll deal with Ron Artest (http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/players/profile?statsId=3339) (34) in a second. ... Rip Hamilton (33) peaked two years ago and already has 700-plus games on his odometer.
Click on link to see list with comments
ESPN Page 2 - Simmons: True value (http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/071218)
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