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Dlev59
05-09-2008, 06:16 PM
Wow!!

The performance of the NBA`s darling is somewhat troubling, if you are a fan of his. His team is down 0-2, he has a startling 17 turns in two games, and has not made a 3 pointer in 10 attempts!

If you don`t know, it is Mr. LeBron James I am talking about. After the first game everyone agreed that the so-called chosen one had a bad game, after game 2, James and his coach shrugged it off as if to say no biggie.

Well, the word choke has to be entered into the conversation here. There is no question that Boston plays excellent defense, they led the league in FG% against, and points allowed almost the entire season, however, the King is missing layups and committing unforced turnovers!!

James has converted 8 of 42 FG att!

Bron Bron better turn it around in Cleveland the next couple of games or his rep could take a big hit, IMO.

lemonpen
05-09-2008, 07:02 PM
Someone may wish to place a mirror under his nose. Pretty soon he will need cardiac shock treatment.

jammertime
05-09-2008, 08:08 PM
Wow, poor guy.

Darth Tater
05-09-2008, 08:20 PM
You can't do the Heimlich on someone the refs won't let you get near...

lurker
05-09-2008, 08:39 PM
We don't know for sure that he's choking. There could be something more serious going on. Maybe an evil Wizard put a hex on him. He could have some sort of blood flow problem in his legs. Another possibility is that he accidentally slipped and did the splits, which I hear can lead to a painful and debilitating injury.

Dlev59
05-09-2008, 09:06 PM
You can't do the Heimlich on someone the refs won't let you get near...

Ya see DT, in this situation only a member of ones own squad can perform the manuever.

Thus, eliminating any issue with the refs!!!!!!!!!!:nailbiting:

Nemo
05-10-2008, 06:50 AM
Lebron isn't choking, it's the rest of his team. Their shooting percentages are down just like Lebron's. The problem with this is that they're not being covered like Lebron. Since his teammates have been missing, he feels the need to try to score a lot. This is tough while you're wearing three defenders.

ggazoo69
05-10-2008, 10:43 AM
Bron Bron better turn it around in Cleveland the next couple of games or his rep could take a big hit, IMO.

I agree with this comment about his reputation. Gotta get it done in the playoffs.

TheeTFD
05-11-2008, 02:29 PM
Yet cavs kept first game close. Superior D from both teams. Cavs truely turned it up a notch in P/O. Which means they dogged it in the regular season. Coach Brown is smart.-
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Whatever the Celts are doing we should take note.
[but against us his roll players will hot]

coynejeremy
05-11-2008, 03:37 PM
Even though the Cavs killed the C's in Game 3, Lebron still has yet to dominate. Will he snap out of his funk, or is his funk a result of the C's strong defense?

basketbills
05-11-2008, 05:14 PM
I feel sorry for LeBron. Posey touched his neck yesterday and he went into what looked like an Epileptic fit...he was in that much pain. He has a very low pain threshhold.