"They've killed Fritz! They've killed Fritz! Those lousy stinking yellow fairies! Those horrible atrocity-filled vermin! Those despicable animal warmongers! They've killed Fritz! Take that! Take this! Take that, you green slime! ":P

Good game, let's play guess and offer another quote for the next poster.

Answer: Wizards

Next quote:

I'm sorry ma'am, I lied to you. I'm very sorry about that. That man right there is my brother and if he doesn't get to watch 'People's Court' in about 30 seconds, he's gonna throw a fit right here on your porch. Now you can help me or you can stand there and watch it happen.

Answer: Rain Man

Next quote:

Well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. That show's called a pilot. Then they show that show to the people who make shows, and on the strength of that one show they decide if they're going to make more shows. Some pilots get picked and become television programs. Some don't, become nothing. She starred in one of the ones that became nothing.

answer: Pulp Fiction

good one, thats my favorite movie...


Everywhere I travel, tiny life. Single-serving sugar, single-serving cream, single pat of butter. The microwave Cordon Bleu hobby kit. Shampoo-conditioner combos, sample-packaged mouthwash, tiny bars of soap. The people I meet on each flight? They're single-serving friends.

answer: Fight Club

great movie.

And you got these %%%%ing claws and these fangs, man! And you're looking at your claws and you're looking at your fangs. And you're thinking to yourself, you don't know what to do, man. "I don't know how to kill the bunny." With *this* you don't know how to kill the bunny, do you know what I mean?

answer: Swingers

This one might be kinda tough....


If I could only have one food for the rest of my life? That's easy, Pez. Cherry flavor Pez. There's no doubt about it.

If its too hard, I'll come up with a more recognizable quote from this movie.

answer: Stand By Me

I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.

Nopoleon Dynamite

If it's alll the same to you, Honey, I think I'll skip this little get together, slip out with the boys, and knock back a couple of Coca Colas.

Wow. I really suck at this game! :laugh:

Answer: Raising Arizona


That rug really held the room together.

easy one answer the big lebowski

next
"Abashed the devil stood and felt how awful goodness is..." "And felt how awful goodness is."

"Abashed the devil stood and felt how awful goodness is..." "And felt how awful goodness is."

The Crow


Well, I've been chasing more cars lately, and, uh, you know, when I try and lick my balls, I keep falling off the couch.

Answer: Lethal Weapon 3

New quote:

I see you're not hiding behind your high walls. Valiant of you. Ill-advised, but valiant.

Answer:Troy

There has got to be more to life than just being really, really, really, ridiculously good-looking.

Answer: Zoolander

And that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.

Answer: Zoolander
Answer: The Jerk.


An oldie:


Person 1: "He's not as tough as he thinks".

Person 2 "Neither are we".

I think the Jerk might be in my top 5 best movies of all time!

Answer: The Jerk.


An oldie:


Person 1: "He's not as tough as he thinks".

Person 2 "Neither are we".

ok, I'll give you a hint:

It featured the music of Scott Joplin.

The Sting, with Redford and Neuman.

The Sting, with Redford and Neuman.

Ding Ding Ding! You win. :first:

Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and your going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.

Answer.... Rushmore
Bill was great in that

a fun one " i like :pizza: i like it"

Alright:

"So he says 'where can I get some action?'
and I said 'what kind of action?'
and he said 'girl action'
and I said 'I don't arrange that sort of thing'
and he said 'do you think I'm a jerk for asking?'
only he doesn't use the word 'jerk' if you know what I mean
then he says 'the last guy that called me jerk wound up dead, and not from natural causes if you know what I mean.'
and then he says 'what do you think of that?'
So I say 'That don't sound like too good of a deal for him now does it?'"

"So he says 'where can I get some action?'
and I said 'what kind of action?'
and he said 'girl action'
and I said 'I don't arrange that sort of thing'
and he said 'do you think I'm a jerk for asking?'
only he doesn't use the word 'jerk' if you know what I mean
then he says 'the last guy that called me jerk wound up dead, and not from natural causes if you know what I mean.'
and then he says 'what do you think of that?'
So I say 'That don't sound like too good of a deal for him now does it?'"

Fargo....Steve Buscemi

Okay, more obscure.

#1 "Damn man, Tommy's got 'tude, did he git ill witch you?"

#2 "I have no idea what that means, but judging by the context, I would say 'no'."

"That's the last time you put a knife in me! Y'hear me?"

Alright:

"So he says 'where can I get some action?'
and I said 'what kind of action?'
and he said 'girl action'
and I said 'I don't arrange that sort of thing'
and he said 'do you think I'm a jerk for asking?'
only he doesn't use the word 'jerk' if you know what I mean
then he says 'the last guy that called me jerk wound up dead, and not from natural causes if you know what I mean.'
and then he says 'what do you think of that?'
So I say 'That don't sound like too good of a deal for him now does it?'"

Fargo....




Not sure how popular this movie was, but I thought it was damn good, and weird.

Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?

Donnie Darko.

#1 "Yeah man, Tommy's got 'tude, did he git ill witch you?"

#2 "I have no idea what that means, but judging by the context, I would say 'no'."

Nobody knows this one? It's a great movie.

I'll wait a little longer.

Alright, alright.

It's from Thick as Thieves (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0147599/).

Great fricking movie.

Something easier....

"I say we drink the wine, eat the dogs, and use the paper for musket lining."

You guys.... better get that one!

the Patriot

Alright...

Try this one:

"If I were the man I was five years ago, I'd take a FLAMETHROWER to this place!"

Alright...

Try this one:

"If I were the man I was five years ago, I'd take a FLAMETHROWER to this place!"

Scent of a Woman



Rise to your feet so I can look at your ridiculous face.

Kill Bill 2

Alright... this may be too easy...

"Oh I like this one... One dog goes one way, the other dog goes the other way, and this guy's sayin', "Whadda ya want from me?' "

Alright... this may be too easy...

"Oh I like this one... One dog goes one way, the other dog goes the other way, and this guy's sayin', "Whadda ya want from me?' "

Goodfellas. Great movie.

I get obscure on you guys and nobody says anything, I make it easier and it gets solved in no time at all.

Alrighty then...

"You always have a very smooth explanation... "

"What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?"

Come on you guys...

It's not that hard.

Think film noir.

Black and white...

Detective story...

One of the greatest movies ever...

"You always have a very smooth explanation... "

"What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?"

"That's the last time you put a knife in me! Y'hear me?"


The Royal Tenenbaums

Come on you guys...

It's not that hard.

Think film noir.

Black and white...

Detective story...

One of the greatest movies ever...

"You always have a very smooth explanation... "

"What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?"

maltese falcon

Okay.

Tell you one thing, though... I never saw a rich man who didn't wind up with a guilty conscience.

I already got a guilty conscience. Might as well have the money, too.

Can't answer Supe's one, but here is another

"Everyone fights. No one quits"

Can't answer Supe's one, but here is another

"Everyone fights. No one quits"Starship Troopers.

Can't answer Supe's one, but here is another

"Everyone fights. No one quits"


I'm still shocked that "Starship Troopers" didn't send Denise Richards on her way to superstardom. LOL.

wait she was in that movie? i might have to go rent that now. :)

These are some lame quotes. Let me get you a good one...
"His first time out and he gets an 09"

I know supes quote its from one of my favs TOMBSTONE baby


here is another one

"OK. Now, I'm betting his still alive. Real old, living in a trailer park or something, somewheres. But he's alive, see. Now, he's thinking about what he's done, going over it and over it in his head, every night, thinking how smart he is for getting away with it."

You guys couldn't figure mine out?
Memphis Belle
How about this:
"I gave you your manhood!"
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Abe I've heard yours, can't place it though.

This is trivia, but not movie trivia. Not worth starting a new thread for.

How many different last names are shared by 2 or more current NBA players. It is probably more than you think.

For example, Wallace counts as one, because Ben, Sheed, and Gerald all share it. Okur doesn't count, because Memo is the only one.

I see 50 duplicated names, counting Jon and Brent Barry.

I may have miscounted, but I am showing that there are 126 current NBA players that share 43 common names. Out of 429 players, that is 29%.

So, the odds that we end up with 2 guys named Wallace is not surprising.

How many teams have duplicate names on their rosters?


(I didn't count Jon Barry)

To take it back to the topic:

Why don't you wish in one hand, and sh!t in the other. See which one fills up first.

Why don't you wish in one hand, and sh!t in the other. See which one fills up first.

Bad Santa


How bout this...

You want me to send you some squeef, or you got enough? Good luck not getting caught. Cocked in Rhode Island, Drugs... PS - Oh yeah, there is a postscript you might be interested in - Mousy says he stink fingered Bunny

Not a popular movie, but I thought it was hilarious...especially this scene..

Dont'd know that one...

How about this one?

"Did you happen to mention what line of industrial lubricants Jesus would have endorsed?"

:yo: Dont'd know that one...

How about this one?

"Did you happen to mention what line of industrial lubricants Jesus would have endorsed?"I claim to be be the biggest movie buff of all time. But guys,,,It can not be a line from a movie 'that u know' ...It has to be a line thatsticks in the heart of Americana. On that note, 'IF U Really want to play. LETS play!!!!!

1. i...am your father!
2. I'm 42...and now, the new me, jerks off, when he feels like it!
3. Its dark, we have a gallon of gas...and we're wearing sunglasses!
4. He freaked at 5000 ft and that cant happen...ever!!!!!
5. U think I'm funny...u think I'm a clown???

and I will challenge ANYBODY!!!!!!hahahahahhahahahhahahhaa!!!

:yo: I claim to be be the biggest movie buff of all time. But guys,,,It can not be a line from a movie 'that u know' ...It has to be a line thatsticks in the heart of Americana. On that note, 'IF U Really want to play. LETS play!!!!!

1. i...am your father!
2. I'm 42...and now, the new me, jerks off, when he feels like it!
3. Its dark, we have a gallon of gas...and we're wearing sunglasses!
4. He freaked at 5000 ft and that cant happen...ever!!!!!
5. U think I'm funny...u think I'm a clown???

and I will challenge ANYBODY!!!!!!hahahahahhahahahhahahhaa!!!

OK brudda, remember I went to CT too. I got one for sure and will guess on two others.
1) Episode V, The Empire Strike BacK:nod:
3) Thelma & Louise or Men In Black:fingerscr
4) Drop Zone:fingerscr

:yo: I claim to be be the biggest movie buff of all time. But guys,,,It can not be a line from a movie 'that u know' ...It has to be a line thatsticks in the heart of Americana. On that note, 'IF U Really want to play. LETS play!!!!!

1. i...am your father!
2. I'm 42...and now, the new me, jerks off, when he feels like it!
3. Its dark, we have a gallon of gas...and we're wearing sunglasses!
4. He freaked at 5000 ft and that cant happen...ever!!!!!
5. U think I'm funny...u think I'm a clown???

and I will challenge ANYBODY!!!!!!hahahahahhahahahhahahhaa!!!

1. Star Wars
2. American Beauty
3. Thelma and ...
4. Drop Zone
5. Goodfellas

#3 is from the Blues Brothers.

"Did you happen to mention what line of industrial lubricants Jesus would have endorsed?"

Same movie:

That's what I'm saying Bob, you oughta apply for sainthood. After all, competition isn't as stiff as it used to be. Are you Catholic, Bob?

No.

Episcopalian?

No.

Well, what then?

Baptist.

Oh... well that is a problem. But they must have something like that... for people who go through their whole life without doing anything.


Really good movie, if you're into sarcasm and subtle comedy... and don't need T & A, explosions, sight gags, slapstick, or former SNL players to keep your attention.

My last one was from "Wall Street" Micheal to Charlie Sheen

Just so there is no hard feelings about my post in the billups pic post here is the quote i ripped off it is from billy madison. 1 of adam sandlers funniest movies ever


what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Just so there is no hard feelings about my post in the billups pic post here is the quote i ripped off it is from billy madison. 1 of adam sandlers funniest movies ever


what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

:frusty: Billy Madison. I knew your quote was from a movie, I just couldn't remember which one. I was driving me crazy. I was about to PM you when I saw your post.

"you should look around in the green room part of the forum there's a movie quote thread you would like"

Ask and have delivered. Here is a quote from one of the best movies ever..

"Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow".

1. Star Wars
2. American Beauty
3. Thelma and ...
4. Drop Zone
5. Goodfellas BTW...3. the Blues Brothers
4. Officer and a Gentleman

BTW...3. the Blues Brothers
4. Officer and a Gentleman

Dammit, uh I think I copied off someone else on those...

BTW...3. the Blues Brothers
4. Officer and a Gentleman

Brudda, # 1 was definitely The Empire Strikes Back, (Episode 5) as opposed to plain ole Star Wars (3)

Plain ole Star Wars is Episode IV, Dre. ;)

ummm, i don't see any quote to trump :ohwell: so i'll just post one from one of my favorite movies (and no, not the pretty obvious shaun of the dead).


"We have a dance in the brothels of Buenos Aires. It tells the story of the prostitute and a man who falls in love with her. First, there is desire. Then, passion. Then, suspicion. Jealousy. Anger. Betrayal. When love is for the highest bidder, there can be no trust. Without trust, there can be no love. Jealousy, yes, jealousy will drive you mad"

Plain ole Star Wars is Episode IV, Dre. ;)

You are right,D4E, I was tired when I wrote that ....like the pistons were in game 1..."I mean that's what yah said" D. Wade:eyebrows:

ummm, i don't see any quote to trump :ohwell: so i'll just post one from one of my favorite movies (and no, not the pretty obvious shaun of the dead).


"We have a dance in the brothels of Buenos Aires. It tells the story of the prostitute and a man who falls in love with her. First, there is desire. Then, passion. Then, suspicion. Jealousy. Anger. Betrayal. When love is for the highest bidder, there can be no trust. Without trust, there can be no love. Jealousy, yes, jealousy will drive you mad"

Rooooooooooxxxxannne.

that was from Moulin Rouge.

I don't see a quote to guess from Slippy, so I'll just start a new one.

Young men make wars, and the virtues of war are the virtues of young men: courage, and hope for the future. Then old men make the peace, and the vices of peace are the vices of old men: mistrust and caution.

Lawrence of Arabia.


"See you soon id...id...idi-"
"Idiots. It's for you"

Young men make wars, and the virtues of war are the virtues of young men: courage, and hope for the future. Then old men make the peace, and the vices of peace are the vices of old men: mistrust and caution.

Lawrence of Arabia.

Welcome Back, Tayshaunofthedead! My Lawrence of Arabia quote has been sitting here in this paralyzed thread for almost three months. Glad you solved it. I don't know yours, but I'll post it again to make sure it doesn't get lost.

Next movie quote:

"See you soon id...id...idi-"
"Idiots. It's for you"

Answer: The good, the bad, and the ugly.

Answer: The good, the bad, and the ugly.

bezeach, Are you going to give us a movie quote to guess?:)

Alright, this is an easy one:

"During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box; and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody"

Alright, this is an easy one:

"During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box; and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody"

Happy Gilmore

Here's a new one:

"It's like I told the girls. Their daddy is a king. And a king knows what to do and does it."