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Tha Locstah
06-25-2008, 03:12 PM
I ran into this page while looking for a picture of Brian Cardinal (for my scrapbook of heroes)

Who do you think is the ugliest NBA player of all-time?

LippBlog: Who is the ugliest NBA player? (http://thelipp.blogspot.com/2007/11/who-is-ugliest-nba-player.html)

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h240/tcetter/sam_cassell.jpg

BallDon'tLie
06-25-2008, 03:18 PM
Dennis Johnson (R.I.P)

Tha Locstah
06-25-2008, 03:20 PM
Actually, my vote would go to Sam Cassell but I forgot to add his name in with the choices.

STUPID!!!
:doh:

Dumars4Ever
06-25-2008, 03:21 PM
I can't access the link at the moment, but how the heck is Tyrone Hill not included in the poll?!

roscoe36
06-25-2008, 03:23 PM
I fixed the poll with Hill and Alien. Now someone go find and post ugly pictures of all them. Not everyone is a super NBA geek like us. :)

basketbills
06-25-2008, 03:30 PM
http://www.sportsecyclopedia.com/nba/dc/MuresanWas.jpg

I voted for Gheorghe but it is ironic that he is considered very handsome in his home country of Romania.

LA Dre
06-25-2008, 03:38 PM
http://ts3.images.live.com/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=2120443103346&id=eea53588084cedb10ae44e4d238c599c http://ts4.images.live.com/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1568054384515&id=d019e8ad43722451c5e0ab81a6e98b67
Popeye Jones and the Mutant Biker from Wierd Science and the Hills have Eyes

http://ts1.images.live.com/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1768912792264&id=3433a419170e3d1d7a895caf9f93bc75

Dumars4Ever
06-25-2008, 03:40 PM
This is Tyrone Hill:

http://images-cdn01.associatedcontent.com/image/A8109/81090/300_81090.jpg

round
06-25-2008, 03:42 PM
without a doubt the 80's celtics has to be the team of teams for this poll

johnson bird walton... but you could have included parrish and mchale and ainge was no looker either....

BallDon'tLie
06-25-2008, 03:46 PM
without a doubt the 80's celtics has to be the team of teams for this poll

johnson bird walton... but you could have included parrish and mchale and ainge was no looker either....

I absolutely concur.
Those guys were all hideous looking.

LA Dre
06-25-2008, 04:07 PM
http://ts1.images.live.com/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1604190747696&id=7bdbcb0b0605862d12a911b5f191c0d2 http://ts3.images.live.com/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1678346559930&id=7bee37307a1c0e161de7c86f84fa0585 http://ts1.images.live.com/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1770357654684&id=6fcff56fca5ee8e4b3ae9ab140742516
Ty Hill Chris Kaman and Chris Elliott Villanueva

http://ts2.images.live.com/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1769043919637&id=814ff66266e59ace6e23ca3b6f6e9bba http://ts4.images.live.com/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1614353671051&id=212dead2d4161823770511ed26f79452 http://ts4.images.live.com/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1654594995023&id=99625ea31e1ad97b51e491522ba8ed81
AK - 47 Young Walton ostertag

http://ts2.images.live.com/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=2165660714521&id=82892a167ea5b4c6011d09d2684f73e7 http://ts4.images.live.com/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1639843430767&id=1ae6ca353a35deb96833fc510163d08e http://ts3.images.live.com/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1670318659382&id=f54adaf62bb81f24c12ec0f32d51cc05
Marquise Daniels Brain Cardinal Birdman

http://ts1.images.live.com/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1601139390236&id=32ef9185ae80cdd2b0bd73052b6001eb

Yakim

himat
06-25-2008, 04:09 PM
Why is Marion in that list?

Mike Honcho
06-25-2008, 04:10 PM
How the heck has Bill Cartwright not been mentioned! Dude was the missing link.

basketbills
06-25-2008, 04:36 PM
I think Noah just doesn't photograph well:



http://a.abcnews.com/images/Sports/ap_joakim_noah_070629_ms.jpg

coynejeremy
06-25-2008, 04:41 PM
How the heck has Bill Cartwright not been mentioned! Dude was the missing link.
Some ugly on ugly action...
http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/229388.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1934A2752006EF5F0ED80E4C6AF3924B99A 284831B75F48EF45

Mike Honcho
06-25-2008, 04:56 PM
Some ugly on ugly action...
http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/229388.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1934A2752006EF5F0ED80E4C6AF3924B99A 284831B75F48EF45
your pic doesn't come up

The Low
06-25-2008, 05:02 PM
How the heck is there no Robert Parish on this poll?

TaShawn
06-25-2008, 05:30 PM
If you were given Mureson's body and appearance (and had your current job), there is no way you could get laid in the US. At least with Bird's appearance, you could go to some of the smaller towns and be a stud.

Also, this guy...

http://static.flickr.com/108/265236195_064f763f2a.jpg

coynejeremy
06-25-2008, 08:15 PM
your pic doesn't come up
try this: http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/229388.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1934A2752006EF5F0ED80E4C6AF3924B99A 284831B75F48EF45

16 Mile
06-25-2008, 09:34 PM
DJ, hands down. The ugliest looking guy on the ugliest looking team, ever.

16 Mile
06-25-2008, 09:36 PM
If you were given Mureson's body and appearance (and had your current job), there is no way you could get laid in the US. At least with Bird's appearance, you could go to some of the smaller towns and be a stud.

Also, this guy...

http://static.flickr.com/108/265236195_064f763f2a.jpg
What was this guys name? Unreal hops, game, I remember him being some JDub type player. Great talent, drug/alcohol problems, booted out of school, NBA. But unlike white chocolate, he couldn't even meet the NBA standards for sobriety.

Nemo
06-25-2008, 09:45 PM
here's somebody to consider...http://melo/

BillLaimbeer
06-26-2008, 12:18 AM
here's somebody to consider...http://melo/

Coynejeremy already posted his picture....twice.

webz
06-26-2008, 01:06 AM
What was this guys name? Unreal hops, game, I remember him being some JDub type player. Great talent, drug/alcohol problems, booted out of school, NBA. But unlike white chocolate, he couldn't even meet the NBA standards for sobriety.

Robert Swift init? Still in the league, stuffed knees the past 2 seasons. He is a C, I don't recall anything to do with drug/alcohol problems. Just injuries.

linwood
06-26-2008, 01:14 AM
What was this guys name? Unreal hops, game, I remember him being some JDub type player. Great talent, drug/alcohol problems, booted out of school, NBA. But unlike white chocolate, he couldn't even meet the NBA standards for sobriety.

His name is Robert Swift. He is not an NBA player. He was drafted by the Sonics, but destroyed both of his knees before he really ever played. He has been rehabbing and "just about to come back" for about 2 years now. I don't know of any drug/ alcohol problems... just bad knees.

Pre knee injury, he was playing Darko-like minutes and showing Darko-like flashes of brilliance.

16 games played, 4.5 minutes average (mostly in garbage time), 0.9 points, 0.4 rebounds.

Also Darko-like was how he injured his knee. after playing less than one minute of garbage time during a pre-season game, Swift collided with another Sonics player and destroyed his ACL.

Ernie the Slow Adult
06-26-2008, 01:56 AM
What was this guys name? Unreal hops, game, I remember him being some JDub type player. Great talent, drug/alcohol problems, booted out of school, NBA. But unlike white chocolate, he couldn't even meet the NBA standards for sobriety.

I think you are thinking of the Birdman, Chris Anderson who was suspended for 2(?) years. He got reinstated last year about midway through.

LA Dre
06-26-2008, 02:20 AM
http://ts2.images.live.com/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1558117293929&id=aab435fdc806cd060497363f85fa6d3b http://ts2.images.live.com/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1602854521513&id=66d447efd180c66402d3a117dfcf8215 http://ts2.images.live.com/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1670745294373&id=93409e530eab24af28680bfdf46e5fdf

For your consideration some additional candidates
http://ts1.images.live.com/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=2120929250460&id=590baf745cdd2f54538747286edf6e3a http://ts1.images.live.com/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1669773394420&id=50fd45ed16db7e466eca4b7d6e69970c http://ts1.images.live.com/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1678742455968&id=10eea3c52c69e0ab9bdb20523f80d73c

theWORM
06-26-2008, 02:21 AM
Oh this one's eeeassy.:stirthepot:

http://www.nba.com/media/allstar2006/billups_300_060129.jpg

Now I just have to get ready for the flak that is sure to come from his old lady posing as multiple members on this forum.

Nemo
06-26-2008, 03:13 AM
Coynejeremy already posted his picture....twice.


Can't figure out how to upload a picture from my computer ???

philpiston32
06-26-2008, 05:48 AM
this thread made my f'n day :pound:

basketbills
06-26-2008, 09:05 AM
This is hilarious. A rare picture of three of the ugliest guys sitting together.




http://melo/http://melo/http://melo/

Tha Locstah
06-26-2008, 12:20 PM
I can't access the link at the moment, but how the heck is Tyrone Hill not included in the poll?!

He was another that I forgot to add to the poll!

STUPID!!!!!!!
:doh:

Tha Locstah
06-26-2008, 12:21 PM
I fixed the poll with Hill and Alien. Now someone go find and post ugly pictures of all them. Not everyone is a super NBA geek like us. :)

Thanks for fixing the poll for me! I didn't sleep a wink last night worrying about what an utter failure my post would have been without Alien and Hill!!!!!

Tha Locstah
06-26-2008, 12:24 PM
without a doubt the 80's celtics has to be the team of teams for this poll

johnson bird walton... but you could have included parrish and mchale and ainge was no looker either....

The article in the link actually calls out the 86 Celtics as hands down the ugliest team to ever take to the hardwood!

:pound::pound::pound::pound::pound:

Tha Locstah
06-26-2008, 01:42 PM
Why is Marion in that list?

Because he looks like an experiment gone horribly wrong.

Ernie the Slow Adult
06-26-2008, 03:27 PM
C'mon, what's wrong with you people?!?! Sam Casell looks like Marcus Schenkenburg next to Gheorghe Muresan.

DirtyMoney
06-26-2008, 04:20 PM
The whole last generation Celtics team

TaShawn
06-26-2008, 05:13 PM
I feel sort of guilty picking Muresen. He's beyond ugly... in that I think he actually had a medical issue. He should be exempt.

16 Mile
06-26-2008, 08:51 PM
I think you are thinking of the Birdman, Chris Anderson who was suspended for 2(?) years. He got reinstated last year about midway through.
Thanks, he's the one I was thinking about. The tats threw me off.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1169/571373489_edb12ea037_m.jpg

16 Mile
06-26-2008, 09:56 PM
Can't figure out how to upload a picture from my computer ???
type "" )without the quotes) then the url of the pic, then type ""

Nemo
06-26-2008, 10:04 PM
[img]/melo/[img]...didn't seem to work

linwood
06-26-2008, 10:08 PM
img/tyronn lue/img

roscoe36
06-26-2008, 10:10 PM
Go to ImageShack® - Image Hosting (http://www.imageshack.us)

Upload the picture from your PC.

Once you have uploaded it, you will get a lot of different offerings of code to post the image.

If you need help, PM Darth Tater.

Darth Tater
06-26-2008, 11:57 PM
If you need help, PM Darth Tater.

Goofball! :wedgie:

That's OK, I needed to laugh after watching this draft.:)

TheeTFD
06-27-2008, 12:07 AM
How dare you insensitive people call Chaunc yugouly !
If you don't understand the difference between homely and ugly you're dorky.
If you're just homely your mama could like you.
And I thought we were entering a new PC age.
-
Y.Noah's dad was fairly handsome and his mother was blonde. Yikes !

max
06-27-2008, 03:57 AM
I would probably have to say Delonte West. Normally I would not advocate knocking someone for their looks but getting all those tatoos did not exactly enhance his appearance.

Nemo
06-27-2008, 08:58 AM
As my avatar shows, you gotta go with the guy who works at being ugly...:)

Tha Locstah
06-27-2008, 11:23 AM
I feel sort of guilty picking Muresen. He's beyond ugly... in that I think he actually had a medical issue. He should be exempt.

Kinda like making fun of Corky from "Life Goes On".

:pound::pound::pound::pound::pound::pound:

Tha Locstah
06-27-2008, 11:24 AM
[img]/melo/[img]...didn't seem to work

Just upload it to a site like Photobucket. Select add image from the toolbar above your post and enter the direct URL that is provided by Photobucket for that image.

Tha Locstah
06-27-2008, 11:26 AM
img/tyronn lue/img

I would probably have to say Delonte West. Normally I would not advocate knocking someone for their looks but getting all those tatoos did not exactly enhance his appearance.

Both great points! Very ugly indeed!

:pound:

BallDon'tLie
06-27-2008, 12:02 PM
http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll272/bdl/1172182774_6721.jpg


DJ!!!

BillLaimbeer
06-28-2008, 01:32 AM
Great photo here. LMAO. The ugliest starting five in the NBA:


http://melo/http://melo/http://melo/http://melo/http://melo/

TaShawn
06-29-2008, 03:06 AM
http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll272/bdl/1172182774_6721.jpg


DJ!!!

Chipped front tooth.
Gap b/t two front teeth
Bad stache
Herpe
Wart/mole
Bags under eyes
Freckles galore

He's definitely in the running.