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Do you guys remember the old henpecked drunk named Woodrow on Sanford & Son?


Here is his wife...

This is why my team is sandbagging. I don't want you'all looking at my butt.

Bill, Have you thought this through?

When Roscoe turns around and sees you behind him...uhmmm...I can only imagine WHAT he is looking at...:yukpuke:

It was nice knowing you peef (Darth). I showed my stunning and loving wife your picture of her, and she is on her way out to potato-head country to kick the %%%% out of you. Let's see what the obit says, but we'll be looking for a new commish before the week is out. Anyway, for myself, being a good neighbor, I drink Labatts to keep the cannuck economy going. It the least I can do during hockey season.

Listen up Know NOTHING. Obviously, you don't even have a clue as to who you are.

Woodrow =Woody!!!! I was helping you out, you idiot! :nerd2:

To:

Darth and the Wiz.

You clowns talk like two drunks. Maybe you need to cut back a little on the Labatts.

Also, while Roscoe and the rest of you refer to me as Woodrow, that's not my last name, or even close. Whenever I see the name I have to remember who you guys are talking about/to. Just stick with Woody.

And, by the way, Wiz, while the results of tonight are not complete, I think your view will look about the same as it has been when the night's over.

I doubt if I'll see either one of you in the playoffs.

You got it, Woodrow. I'll be seeing you in the playoffs.

That's the spirit Bill. Glad to hear you'll be watching. Except it's me you'll be seeing...not Woodcrow.

So he asked who I was, I thought you were answering. Even sober I read it the same way. And if "Woody" is just a nickname, should anyone in front of Woody be concerned if he gets too close? I think I'm fine being a few dogs behind him.

Yeah, they don't call him Woody for nothing.


Wait...did you say you were SOBER???? That's a first. I should introduce you to Linwood.:p

No worries. I found him...

I don't usually quote pictures, but

You all act like you've never lost a contact before.

It took long enough. He had to sober up from the New Years Eve party first...

(plus I had to send him a road map by a PM)

So that's why you forgot to set some of your line-ups this week

My first real test of the season:

Phil Kessel is on the IR with mononucelosus. Too late to make a change this week.

So I'm facing Jammer shorthanded. Ought to even things up a bit.

Still, should be no problem!!! I've got SUNDIN in the line-up!! First time!

Sundin has been unstoppable so far this season.

I think you mean unwatchable.