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Discussion in 'Fantasy Sports Central' started by Darth Tater, Jul 6, 2008.
All I know is that being behind woody in the standings is unbearable. And smelly.
unstoppable unwatchable unbearable undesirable unexpected unbelievable unlovable underhanded etc.,etc.
It's really none of my business, but isn't it a bit early in the morning to start drinking??? (Unless your name is "Linwood")
Tater: I don't drink anything stronger than hot chocolate. Well, maybe, diet coke. Now, lets see, where were we........ unenjoyable unacceptable unwanted undeniable unimaginable
Woody you feeling the heat yet? I had to light a match back here to clear the air. Of course, Jammer is right behind me, objects in the mirror are a lot uglier than they appear. Hey, Sundin did pretty good for a reanimated cadaver. Please keep him in your lineup.
The temperature IS rising!!! Last week Jammer got me. He must have played 30 more games than I did. Shades of Tater. Meanwhile, my guys are looking like the Pistons. This week, looks like the same story. Tater has loaded up on one-day wonders as he will play many more guys than I will. The old Tater dies hard. He'll probably dump half his team by next week. Ah well, first place in this league presents a nice view but the smell out back is frightening.
It's a weekly league. You can't Tater. Besides, I haven't picked anyone up for this week. Quit fabricating and inhale the fumes from this can of arse whoop like a man. We told you that early lead you had would be short lived. We've played against you before...go take your pill to jog your memory.
Bad news and good news for you Wooky. The bad news is I beat you this week. More bad news is I knocked you out of first place. The good news is that Roscoe is the team you need to catch. More good news is you play against him next week. See you in the playoffs Wooly. Until then, you have plenty of time to work on your excuses. Oh...I almost forgot to return these items you dropped on the ice...
Woody, how do you like the view back there? Can't believe I am first. I knew I was good, but not this good.
I dominated last week. If I could find a league that consisted only of 3-day weeks, I would rule.
I had a slow start. Besides my team, the rest of the league totally sucks. Your days are numbered cowboy...
Hey, Bill Your boss thinks you're in a 3-day job already. Don't wish for something you may get. Roscoe, I may look like an elderberry, but when the week is over, your view will be back to normal. Its 1vs2 and 3vs4 this week. A mini-playoff. Let the good times roll. :winner_first_h4h: :winner_first_h4h:
I'm having a lot of fun in first. It's a blast. You guys should try it sometime. Bezeach, your game is about as weak as your smack. You gunna post even once this season?
Woody, you can put up a fight you know. Even though my greatness is overwhelming...
Roscoe: Your greatness is a lot like Canada. Lots of wide open spaces and very little substance.
Hey Tater, I just noticed that you picked up your favourite player, Martin Erat again. Seriously now, in the past 3 seasons, how many times have you added and released that guy?
Damnit, quit stalking me, Cannuckian...or I will comment on how you are only leading me by getting a couple of "cheapie" categories like SHG and SHA. Seems like you do that against me all the time. Anyhow, it's a really close battle. Seriously, good to see you back, Hoser breath. On Erat, I do like him. He's hot & cold, but it seems like every year he is worth picking up for a bit. I really wanted a right winger and Erat was the best out there. I tried to get RW Martin St. Louis from Bill but we couldn't quite work out a deal. St. Loius is heating up (Go Tampa). Woody would have a field day if I got St. Louis again.
If you got St. Louis again, you would have to take permanent residence in Missouri!!!!
I don't have any reason to talk smack. My team has only been average the last few weeks. I'm getting some people back from injuries, so hopefully my team can pick it up...
Since when does anyone need a good reason to talk smack???? Come on Bezeach, we saw you do it once before. You've got some nice SCUDS in your arsenal. BOMBS AWAY on all Cannuckians...
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