-----> 2008 FANTASY HOCKEY <-----

My team gets to play Woody this week. It will be a good test to see how I match up against the top team in the league....oh, Woody isn't in first anymore?....well, at least I can see how I fare against one of the top two teams in the league...oh, Woody isn't in the top two anymore?


Woody has fallen and he can't get up.

I dunno. I thought Bill's last post about Wood duck NOT being in first any longer was much funnier than anything Woodward ever wrote.

Maybe it's your strange Cannuckian humor that prevents you from seeing this.

Oh Gawd. Are two Walruses really leading this league?

This league has gone North (oops, I mean South).

Well, whatever....

I've got Kessel back, but the rest of my team has taken a holiday. I didn't know we had a holiday in January. Maybe it's the Canadian Bacon.

HEY, BILL!!!

IT'S 13-0!!!!

THIS WEEK IT'S 1VS2 AND 3VS???

ARE YOU PLAYING OR TAKING THE WEEK OFF???

I'm losing 4-6 to Know All and Roscoe is leading the pack as of this morning.

To add salt to my wounds, Jammer is in 2nd place.

Add insult to injury and freakin' Woody is in third directly ahead of me.

Well, it could be worse. Laimbeer could be in playoff position.

Obviously the league has a virus...or something. As commissioner, based on these ridiculous circumstances, I am disbanding my franchise.No...I am disbanding the entire league.

(It's good to be king).

My team is like a coil about to spring. My team is SO dangerous, I can see some of you are trying to keep out of the playoff Consolation Bracket just to avoid meeting my team in the first round.

Huh??

Whatever...

Where the heck does one sign up for the Dr. Phil motivational feel-good-about-yourself piston forum lecture series...Holy cow...Darth is losing to me but you don't see me yacking away...Personally I have taken Laimo's challenge personally and will fight to stay low in the standings to ensure I take him head on. Somebody's got to do it. Now if only Darth could find a way to kick my butt, I'd be all set. But his luck I think has run out and he won't even to be able to beat me, trying to lose. Unbelievable.

yah yah. So go ahead and be in love with your team...You, I'm sure, would have some real issues (I assume much more than what is normal for you) if you were in say, ummm, oh, let's say nineth, as you only feel good about yourself being in first. I, on the other hand, love my team and myself no matter what. I am committed, I know the losers on my team are trying their best, and I must support them. It is of no matter that I compiled the group of losers...they are MY losers. Something that you will never understand.

Sorry I haven't responded to this weak smack but I was busy coming back from the dead...twice Wednesday! I'm back now & with a week off of work ready to catch up...LOSERS!

Catch up with WHOM??

:nerd2::nerd2:

Welcome back to the living, unfortuneatly for you, you may go down again being that you'll lose to me!!! Having a week off, I'm sure you overthink ("...think" - I'm giving you way too much credit here) your team and lineup, try and fix everything and screw things up like you always do....I'll be waiting for you in the consolation bracket.

Well,Well. Lookee who's back in FIRST.

The aged wonder.

Roscoe, the view should be more familiar back where you are now.
How'd you like your brief release-time.

It's always nice to have a reliable person driving the bus.

See you'll in the playoffs. (Except maybe the Wizard).

I can't help you Woody. I'll be lucky to avoid a blowout against Scoe. My goalies are all banged up. I may not reach the two game minimum like last week.

I'll be ready for the playoffs though.:winner_first_h4h: <----- Tater

Gee, thanks for putting up such a fight against Woody, Bill. He just managed to sneak by you 10-1.

Not only did you cost me a shot at first place, but now we have to listen to Woody's poor attempt at trash talking again.