-----> 2008 FANTASY HOCKEY <-----

Yes Woody. According to "stat whacker" you won the goalie save percentage category by ----> .004.

It would be fun for me!

You are sooooooooooo selfish!!!!

Am to!

I'll tell you what. You get behind Woody and I'll win the Championship. That way everyone is happy.

Well, maybe I'll just "Backes" into the championship.

4 GOALS IN ONE GAME. ALL RIGHT!!!!

Well then I guess it's a good thing that Jeff Carter had 3 goals and an assist for me tonight.

Well, I won the first week.

BUT, "It don't mean a thing if ...."

SO,

Forget about the Final Four,
Forget about the beginning of the Baseball season,
Forget about the Masters,
Forget about the Pistons' slide into infamy,
Forget about the Frozen Four,

IT'S THE FANTASY HOCKEY FINALS!!!


Why do I think no one is listening??? (not even Jammer)

I'm listening, but I am still over my match with Woody when he had seeing eye singles in every category he needed and barely edged me out. Now, instead of a guaranteed gold or silver, it is looking like I won't even see a bronze after my team this week.


Baseball, let's see. My batters started out around zero for 20. I suppose somebody will get a hit before the season is over. My relief pitcher gave up three runs after being one strike away from victory. Ichiro out a couple weeks with a bleeding ulcer.

A meaningless basketball win. Where were my guys last week when it counted? Oh yeah, at the club. Thanks Rasheed.

Fantasy sports has not been good to me the last couple weeks. So yeah, I am listening...but all I hear is the sound of my own

Speaking of baseball, I've got a #1 stud starting pitcher (Justin Verlander) on the trading blocks. This a one-time offer just for you, Darth.

Trading block? Did you mean the headsman's block?

See the bill draft curse at work again..... if you had let me draft him (he was my next pick at the time) he would have thrown a 3 hit shut out yesterday.....

[SIZE=-1]Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright;
The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,
And somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout;
But there is no joy in Boise - mighty Tater has struck out.

Tater, I feel for you,

Woody


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My team got it together just a little too late. My team would be beating Woody 10-2 right now.

Wow, what an incredibly tight match-up. Down to the last day of the season and almost every category is up for grabs.

Good luck Woody. I hope your players do almost as well as mine do today.