Roscoe fears me. (Upset because I got the good looks and poetic talent in the family so he no longer goes to family functions) Darth fears me. (Been dodging me for an entire year hiding in Novice) Slippy fears me (Scared to play with the big boys) MainManJoeD has earned himself a butt whippin' for all the smack-ola he's been spewin'. #1Pistonsfan has been holding my title for two years. This year I got the Kryptonite for our Superman. All other challengers are on my bad side for having the audacity to think I am going to drop any matchups this year! Oh yeah... And I love all of you. lol. Let's boogie!!!
Looks like I got my wish except for one of you bozos! My mouth is watering from the prospect of whippin' all of you. It's like having an early Christmas!
Just like the movie from which your avatar is based, you make a wholotta noise but don't say much. Let me take you back to the old school... <soundwave>Slippy superior...Motown Inferior</soundwave> And who are you calling unchrasimatic! I'd rather have blatant toy merchandising than an American culture wank job, Camaros...drivel about freedom from robots from another planet...America...Hoooahhh!!! All you need is a giant walmart and google ads and that movie would be perfect. ok, i didn't really get to the fantasy basketball part but needless to say, I'm gonna go all Megatron up in your bidness.
i fear no one. my domination is a foregone conclusion. i was 18-3 last year with my worst loss being 3-6, and those novices were probably better than most of you 'advanced' clowns...in fact many of you were those novices!! darth, i'm coming for you. revenge will be oh so sweet.
Fantasy trash talk is outside the normal discussion limits, because the understanding is that it is in jest. That said, if anyone is feeling put down personally, please message the other fantasy GM and let them know you aren't into talking trash.
Absolutely. All of these fellas know that I love em' like brothers. I just want to crush all of em' into submission this season. Is that so bad?
We should give each other compliments to boost our self esteems. Trash talking could lead to hurt feelings and mental anguish Each day think of something nice to say about another forum member. Something like..."even though I was lucky and beat you...you are still a winner in my book"
Thanks neighbor...I like the way you use a lot of consonants. You are unique in your own special way.
Darth Tater, even though I have beaten you like a drum, like a red headed stepchild, you're still a weiner in my book. Howzat?
Or what about: Darth, even though you have the drafting skills of a blind monkey with a pronounced limp trying to pick an apple out of a crate of oranges and failing miserably, or the effectiveness of a camel space walking in orbit around the moon while covered in castor oil, or the trading skills of a 3rd century greek orator on wall street (also with a pronounced limp) trying to corner the market in orange juice produced in Venezuela, or the waiver wire mastery of a four year old trying to decipher the Enigma code by drawing circles in crayon on a sheet of newspaper, I think that you stand a good chance of beating #1. Good luck brother! Is that better?
