The only push you should be doing is pushing that crap you've been talking through your mouth back down where it belongs! I can't believe how bad your team su... uh hey, wait a second. I just checked out your team and its pretty good. You've got some solid depth. Crap... (Note to self: keep an eye out for Wonders)
Remember guys, its not about competition...its about S.M.A.C.K!!! That's right its time to BRING OUT THE TRASH...talking that is. Now this is what Fantasy League is all about. bwhahahahaha
Pssh - I'm looking forward to making the playoffs after a few trades (of injury stricken players) myself. Its only been half way through the season gentlemen - get ready for a big turn around.
I have stumbled this week because Kobe has only played one game. He normally carries my load in the point production, but brings me down in FG%. The one game he played this week he shot on 32%. The rest of my so called point guards (Duhon and Boykins) had poor weeks and the only thing I'm getting out of Eddie Griffin are the blocks that I picked him up for. G. Hill is still sidelined and Genobli played for the first time last night after being out for a week.. I was doing good the past three weeks trying to recover from the 8-1 thrashing I suffered at the hands of Wonders playas the second week of the season. If I can't some prodcution out some of these stiffs next week, I guess I will be looking to trade....
I'm considering offering Profantasysports a trade. Let me know if it sounds reasonable... R. Allen & L. Ridnour for Lebron
Ok, I'll post the matchups of the people that expressed interest in the intraleague smack down contest. I posted the numbers of the person you play even if they didn't express interest. Someone else will need to post the numbers from the expert league because I can't see them until the final stats from week 14 are up. Matchups: Place Expert vs. Novice 1st #1 vs. Webz 2nd Jammertime vs. DarthTater 7th Motown vs. Microwave 9th Winless vs. Slippy ok, so here are the numbers up to and including Friday nights games for the novices: CatFG% FT% 3ptM Pts REB AST STL BLK TO Webz .447 .791 21 564 207 124 46 21 67 Darth .468 .747 25 472 195 93 34 22 50 Micro 430 . 716 10 217 116 39 19 14 36 Slippy .444 .719 15 350 213 81 21 29 71 Apparently our commish hasn't been setting his lineup this week so you experts get a free pass there...but that's ok...we will rally the troops and kick your butts in the other 3 places! :P Sorry, I can't get these to line up correctly when I submit. My computer skills stink.
sorry i haven't been contributing. my computers went down. but my guys have been making it easy on you guys!!
Cat.....FG% FT% 3ptM Pts REB AST STL BLK TO Webz .447 .791.. 21...564 .207 124 46 ...21.. 67 #1.....492...773...30...395..159...61..33....14....52 Yeah, lining this up sucks...scoreboard 3-6
Man Darth, you picked a great week to start this thing. I'm having my worst week to date. It doesn't help that AI and Okafor are both out. Yes, I am making excuses.
trade deadline is a few days away!!!!! Please, someone make a deal with me!!!! SOMEONE.....ANYONE!!!!!
In case you didn't notice... ... best record, second half season. Yup. FD. 35-19 since we started the second cycle. Racing towards the top. The idiot-savant who had to be saved from himself by the vastly superior Old Miser (25-27 in the same weeks) is whooping ass. I probably should have saved this e-mail until I finished playing the top 2 teams in the league in the next two weeks. But what the hell, I'm feeling pretty good right now. I love my team. In the true Pistons mold, no stars, just bust-their-ass guys getting the job done (OK maybe Walker doesn't quite fit the mold, but I never tried to trade him, cause I didn't think anyone would want him). Very disappointed with RDang for choosing to chase tail last week, and leaving his roster bare. I was looking forward to a real battle. I guess I'll get that this week against the silent killer. By the way, I learned a lot about being humble for the fantasy gods in other leagues, but I'm going to test them one more time... Who's gonna beat this juggernaut?
At least someone is trying to talk some smack... good luck FD, I would say lets make a deal before the deadline, but there's not really anyone on your sorry squad that interests me ;)
Not too bad for beginners, but if you really want to become proficient at this, I recommend that you enroll in the following courses taught at U of M. Momma bashing 101...Professor Slippy. Manhood smashing 203...Professor Linwood
