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Discussion in 'Fantasy Sports Central' started by MotownPride, Nov 1, 2005.

  1. jammertime

    jammertime Starter 1x Fantasy Champion Forum Donor

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    The only push you should be doing is pushing that crap you've been talking through your mouth back down where it belongs! :boxing:


    I can't believe how bad your team su... uh hey, wait a second. I just checked out your team and its pretty good. You've got some solid depth. Crap...:frusty:


    (Note to self: keep an eye out for Wonders)
  2. Slippy

    Slippy All-Star Administrator Forum Donor

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    Remember guys, its not about competition...its about S.M.A.C.K!!! That's right its time to BRING OUT THE TRASH...talking that is. :rockon:

    Now this is what Fantasy League is all about. bwhahahahaha
  3. roscoe36

    roscoe36 All-Star Administrator

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    SHEESH. You guys are such animals.
  4. rdang

    rdang First Round Draft Pick

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    Pssh - I'm looking forward to making the playoffs after a few trades (of injury stricken players) myself. Its only been half way through the season gentlemen - get ready for a big turn around.
  5. LA Dre

    LA Dre All-Star 1x Fantasy Champion Forum Donor

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    I have stumbled this week because Kobe has only played one game. He normally carries my load in the point production, but brings me down in FG%. The one game he played this week he shot on 32%.

    The rest of my so called point guards (Duhon and Boykins) had poor weeks and the only thing I'm getting out of Eddie Griffin are the blocks that I picked him up for. G. Hill is still sidelined and Genobli played for the first time last night after being out for a week..

    I was doing good the past three weeks trying to recover from the 8-1 thrashing I suffered at the hands of Wonders playas the second week of the season. :frusty:

    If I can't some prodcution out some of these stiffs next week, I guess I will be looking to trade....
  6. #1Pistonfan

    #1Pistonfan First Round Draft Pick 2x Fantasy Champion

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    Let me know when you're ready to deal, I'll take Pierce off your hands...
  7. Darth Tater

    Darth Tater All-Star Forum Donor 6x Fantasy Champion

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    OK, who is in 2nd place over here? Tater wants to know who he is going to humble. :heh:
  8. #1Pistonfan

    #1Pistonfan First Round Draft Pick 2x Fantasy Champion

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    I'm considering offering Profantasysports a trade. Let me know if it sounds reasonable...

    R. Allen & L. Ridnour for Lebron
  9. Darth Tater

    Darth Tater All-Star Forum Donor 6x Fantasy Champion

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    Ok, I'll post the matchups of the people that expressed interest in the intraleague smack down contest. I posted the numbers of the person you play even if they didn't express interest. Someone else will need to post the numbers from the expert league because I can't see them until the final stats from week 14 are up.


    Matchups:

    Place Expert vs. Novice

    1st
    #1 vs. Webz

    2nd Jammertime vs. DarthTater

    7th Motown vs. Microwave

    9th Winless vs. Slippy


    ok, so here are the numbers up to and including Friday nights games for the novices:


    CatFG% FT% 3ptM Pts REB AST STL BLK TO

    Webz .447 .791 21 564 207 124 46 21 67

    Darth .468 .747 25 472 195 93 34 22 50

    Micro 430 . 716 10 217 116 39 19 14 36

    Slippy .444 .719 15 350 213 81 21 29 71

    Apparently our commish hasn't been setting his lineup this week :confused:so you experts get a free pass there...but that's ok...we will rally the troops and kick your butts in the other 3 places! :P

    Sorry, I can't get these to line up correctly when I submit. My computer skills stink.
  10. Slippy

    Slippy All-Star Administrator Forum Donor

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    sorry i haven't been contributing. my computers went down. but my guys have been making it easy on you guys!!
  11. #1Pistonfan

    #1Pistonfan First Round Draft Pick 2x Fantasy Champion

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    Cat.....FG% FT% 3ptM Pts REB AST STL BLK TO

    Webz .447 .791.. 21...564 .207 124 46 ...21.. 67

    #1.....492...773...30...395..159...61..33....14....52

    Yeah, lining this up sucks...scoreboard 3-6
  12. jammertime

    jammertime Starter 1x Fantasy Champion Forum Donor

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    Man Darth, you picked a great week to start this thing. I'm having my worst week to date. It doesn't help that AI and Okafor are both out.
    :frusty: :frusty: :frusty:



    Yes, I am making excuses.
  13. Darth Tater

    Darth Tater All-Star Forum Donor 6x Fantasy Champion

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    I hear you. I had a week like that last week. :ohwell:
  14. Slippy

    Slippy All-Star Administrator Forum Donor

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    I am having a horrible week too. I had 3 players shoot .000 WTF!
  15. Darth Tater

    Darth Tater All-Star Forum Donor 6x Fantasy Champion

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    You gotta quit playing those guys of yours who are on the I.R. list Slippy. :laugh:
  16. #1Pistonfan

    #1Pistonfan First Round Draft Pick 2x Fantasy Champion

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    trade deadline is a few days away!!!!!


    Please, someone make a deal with me!!!!

    SOMEONE.....ANYONE!!!!!
  17. #1Pistonfan

    #1Pistonfan First Round Draft Pick 2x Fantasy Champion

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    bump for a trade!!!
  18. MainManJoeD

    MainManJoeD First Round Draft Pick

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    In case you didn't notice...

    ... best record, second half season. Yup. FD. 35-19 since we started the second cycle. Racing towards the top. The idiot-savant who had to be saved from himself by the vastly superior Old Miser (25-27 in the same weeks) is whooping ass.

    I probably should have saved this e-mail until I finished playing the top 2 teams in the league in the next two weeks. But what the hell, I'm feeling pretty good right now.

    I love my team. In the true Pistons mold, no stars, just bust-their-ass guys getting the job done (OK maybe Walker doesn't quite fit the mold, but I never tried to trade him, cause I didn't think anyone would want him).

    Very disappointed with RDang for choosing to chase tail last week, and leaving his roster bare. I was looking forward to a real battle. I guess I'll get that this week against the silent killer.

    By the way, I learned a lot about being humble for the fantasy gods in other leagues, but I'm going to test them one more time...

    Who's gonna beat this juggernaut?
  19. #1Pistonfan

    #1Pistonfan First Round Draft Pick 2x Fantasy Champion

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    At least someone is trying to talk some smack...

    good luck FD, I would say lets make a deal before the deadline, but there's not really anyone on your sorry squad that interests me ;)
  20. Darth Tater

    Darth Tater All-Star Forum Donor 6x Fantasy Champion

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    Not too bad for beginners, but if you really want to become proficient at this, I recommend that you enroll in the following courses taught at U of M.

    Momma bashing 101...Professor Slippy.

    Manhood smashing 203...Professor Linwood

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