Twas the night before christmas and all through the league not a player was playing not even Rip or Chauncey Ralphie had found himself losing to the guy in last place but Slippy had players who couldn't keep up the pace So Ralphie managed to pull a win from the hat thanks to all of Slippy's players who never played but just sat With Hibachi-man out, Tater thought he had won But Manu played 2 minutes and his week was undone It could have been worse because on that draft past Tater left his fav player and instead he picked Nash Three-peat won a big one this week To turn back the trend of a losing streak He shot better, scored more and handed out dimes While Wart scanned headlines for K-mart(2)'s return time Motown's shot well but could not hit a three But he squeaked out a win cuz he was not so turn-over-ly (yeah...that's right!) Loanshark sent a letter to Yao with threats of castration if he missed any time from that facial laceration (aw yeah, that's real gangsta) Dre took Winless down to the shed for an old-fashioned beating and left him for dead Lucky for Winless, Dre likes to step out of bounds So he at least won rebs and TO's this round Webz gimped Pastor but that's no surprise If Pastor's lineups were set, I'd start rubbing my eyes And Himat and max and 16 and Low All tied each other and each had the same score So there it is the week in review so "Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas to you!" Break it down! Merry Christmas. Me-Me-a-Me-a-Merry Christmas (let me hear you say) Merry Christmas. Me-Me-a-Me-a-Merry Christmas (Santa in the house!)
Again, you've outdone yourself Mr. Slipster. May you find a stud free agent in your stocking this year (even though it's nylon). Happy Holidays to all...
