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An open letter to RIP from Billups

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  1. AI IS GOD

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    I saw this on another forum.. Quite funny

    An Open Letter to Rip Hamilton from Chauncey Billups | Bleacher Report


     
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    Dearest Big Shot,
    You think it's all fun and games don't you? Well it aint, this is my career. And right now it's lipping off the rim.
    ....The deal with the trade went down like this: JD said we both were going to Den. And the numbers needed to be right ,so of course I signed. Bang ! Then the truth came out. Hey, you don't double cross some one from D.C. I know people in High Places and things fall hard when they're told to drop stuff. JD will see !
    ....I know you want me to be the man now in Det., but it aint happenin' Chaunc.
    Stuck is the man. And I hope to help him just like I helped you. I'm a team player that needs a team. None of this 1 man show AI stuff. You know that's a road to nowhere.
    ....We've been trying to get AI into the the whole Detroit Basketball mantra but you can't teach an old dog new tricks. He just doesn't have Piston DNA. He's more Suns, Laker DNA.
    ....As for Curry, I don't know. Right when you think he gets it, you realize, he don't get it. He's like a child in a candy store. I want this, I want that. Until he let's Stuck be the man, it's sad times here. I could've sworn, looking a us play in our blue unis the color turned teal. I thought I was trippin', having a flash back. Then I wiped the tears away and realized how bad it has gotten. Chaunc you gotta get me out of here. Put in a good word for me with management and see if you can get me over there. It could be like old times. I mean it Chaunc, the ball just doesn't feel right when it doesn't come form you. Let's do this. Get back to me soon.
    Rip
     
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    Dear, Billups & RIP

    How does it feel Billups , knowing that a young stud like me caused you to get traded...sucks doesn't it? (not for me) And RIP dear friend, I'm sorry you had to go to the bench because of that ball-hogging, cornrow having midget! But you have to get it together man! We are falling apart, we are losing to teams like the Pacers & Bobcats!?!?!?! Billups, I miss you man you helped me be a leader just like you, sadly you can't have two leaders on the same team! And, Curry, if your looking through my mail again I'm calling the cops!

    Your Friend,
    Stuckey
     
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    You guys are some natural clowns!! LOL, this had me laughing crazily.
     
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    Dear Billups, Rip, and Team:

    How does it feel?
    Who's twitching now?

    Tell me how my :censored: tastes!



    See you at the fishing hole,
    Flip Saunders
     
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    ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    THIS IS GOLD!!!!!
     
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    Bro, tell me about the "Betech [sp] Nuts".
     
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    Dear Rip,

    Heya buddy, how’s my favorite masked-man? Thanks for the banana peels, these WERE the ones that Arnie used on your groin right? I have them tucked underneath my pillow case.

    Things are going well here. My new teammates aren’t very friendly. In an effort to get along with them, I started smoking weed and I’ve taken to driving around wasted in an effort to pick up a DUI. Once my police record is established, I’m sure they’ll accept me into their little club. For now, I’ve been hanging with Linas Kleiza. He talks like Darko.

    On the court, things are pretty good. Off the court, not so much. K-Mart is always picking on me and a different member of Carmelo’s entourage steals my parking spot each day. - Oh, and JR Smith said he was going to “shoot me in the face” if I didn’t start passing him the ball more. I don’t get these guys. Don’t they realize that I’m just trying to bring some intelligence to the team?

    I heard that they’re bringing you off of the bench. Is that true? I wish I could be there to straighten them out. Are you and Tay still upset that Iverson took my number? It should be hanging in the rafters next to Isiah Thomas’(actually HIS should be next to MINE – he he he).

    Well, I better get going. I’m getting some more tattoos to help get in good with my new teammates. I’m actually getting one of you and me in our All-Star uniforms on my left thigh.

    Love,

    Chauncey
     
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    Priceless! :pound:
     
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    BDL's letter is great.

    The original letter from another forum suffers in comparison.
     
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    LOL @ For now, I’ve been hanging with Linas Kleiza. He talks like Darko.

    :pound: :pound:
     
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    Thanks for the banana peels, these WERE the ones that Arnie used on your groin right? I have them tucked underneath my pillow case. [quote BDL]
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    Chaunc didn't say that. You made that up.
     
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    BDL!!! You're such a clown but that was priceless...good 1 :thumb[1]:
     
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    [sign]I'm so sorry![/sign]
    [sign]I just couldn't help it.[/sign]
    [sign]Really. Somebody stop me.[/sign]
     
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