Because I am living down here in SC in the middle of ACC territory and nobody knows Big Ten trivia, I sometimes humor my students by asking them a trivia question: How many teams are in the Big Ten? To which they don't want to appear stupid, so they normally will say 10. When I proceed to tell them the correct answer is 11, we are all struck with how stupid can that be? So how would you rename the Big Ten? Here is what I think needs to be done to solve the problem so we Big Ten lovers all don't look like idiots. Since Big implies really awesome and there is only one awesome team, OSU, I propose that we drop the 0 and rename the Big Ten the Big One. That way the name will be intellectually honest.