Bill Walton Anti-christ or retarded clown?

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  1. dba

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    Oh man, missed #20 -

    Someone who literally puts you to sleep with their boring personality(bordering on poo pirate tendencies) and total lack of commonsense
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    I guess I'm just in the minority, but I love Bill Walton!

    I think that if you take him too seriously, you'll truly hate him, but I just see him as a comedian, and he totally cracks me up. It would be even funnier if he really believed the stuff he says, but I don't think he does.

    Any game insight is just gravy.
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    I agree. It is mostly a routine. But he does side-track a bit much for my taste. The game should always take priority. Putting it in perspective of a network thats cuts away from the game for some dork interview with someone nobody is interested in what can we expect?
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    I love all clowns; even the retarted ones.:)
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    you mean retarded? :)
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    i have problems with people who are can't let an incorrect spelling pass them by. those are really the retarded people;
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    You forgot to capitalize the t in those.
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    LMAO. He forgot to capitalize his "I" too.

    Is retarted politically incorrect? Or is it a word to describe when you put your Kellog's pastry back in the toaster because it popped up before it was done?:p
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    :D i usually let misspellings go, but it's too ironic not to mention when someone spells a word like 'retarded' incorrectly :)

    and lol @ tater!
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    ohhh! i thought "retarted" was when one dressed up in a provocative -- even whooorish -- manner for the second time...e.g. She retarted before going to the party Saturday night.
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    I overheard these gems from Walton from my kitchen while cooking during the Phoenix/New Jersey game last night.

    Re Stoudemire: "It's only been 3 and 1/2 weeks, just a blink of an eye. Amare's got to stop thinking like a hummingbird, and start thinking like an eagle."

    Huh? LOL.

    Re Vince Carter: "I think only the cynics and the depressed don't like Vince Carter."

    Nice.

    and the piece de resistance for one of his favorite muses

    "Boris Diaw....smooth...effortless..representing the true spirit of Thanksgiving."

    What? :pound:What?
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    Those are hilarious.
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    That has to be one of my favorites. :pound:
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    Those comments are just about enough to make you want to switch places with the turkey! :D
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    Someone with Photoshop skillz (i.e. not me) needs to hook Diaw up with a pilgrim costume!
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    I didn't know any clowns could be retarted. My favorite pop tarts are the hot fudge sunday. If it's true that clowns can be retarted, I wonder if they would taste funny?
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    His biased comments are really inappropriate. His comments are stupid. His jokes are not funny. He repels fans. I absolutely can't stand to listen to him. He may have been a good player but being so tall, perhaps his brain? is not getting enough oxygen! Is he is an alien from Stern's office? Do his big teeth prevent him from making sense? Whatever it is he should be off the air!
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    he's my favorite announcer because he is so bombastic and ridiculous.

    THROW IT DOWN, BIG MAN!

    hilarious.
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    He had an awesome collegiate career, and one (1977) great pro season.....That`s it, IMO.
  20. dba

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    I've always been in the "retarted clown" camp (and aren't all retarted clowns camp?), but one more line like the Diaw one and I'm going to switch over to Walton fandom.

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