Bismack Biyombe Anyone??????

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  1. Walter

    Walter All-Star Forum Donor

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    Stop ripping on Chaz Garbage. He's going to have a breakout year, becomeing the first player ever to win both the Most Improved Player and MVP in the same season.

    You want a hit of this?
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    This is awesome. :pound:
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    yea, with a wingspan like that he could drape his arms across the chairs of the other four guys on the far end of the bench not getting any minutes either.
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    Or get a few blocks while riding the pine.
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    He could grab a snack from row three while biding his time on the bench....
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    He could reach up to the luxury box and snatch Joe D's Blackberry while biding his time on the bench....
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    He could hug opposing players at mid-court after each game whille sitting on the end of the bench.
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    He could scratch the head of an opposing coach...
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    He could tie his shoes without bending over.
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    He could dunk off defensive rebounds.
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    He sounds like a confident guy.

    Hundred percent is good enough for me.

    Passionate Biyombo confident he'll leave lasting mark in NBA | NBA.com
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    So, do you believe that you would leave the Pistons bench?

    A: Uh...
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    Mogilny All-Star Forum Donor

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    I keep spamming Biyombo articles. This is what got me on the Biyombowagon:

    DraftExpress: Finding a Niche For: Bismack Biyombo

    It may not be worth as much as having a offensive game but I LOVE stuff like this.
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    In this draft, as crappy as many of the options seem, I think I'd pick him - especially instead of a guard.
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    That's it.

    IF JOE does not draft this Explosive-Defensive player, I will be really, really mad, like 'when-we-trade-chauncey' mad. THAT mad.
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    The more I think about it, the more I think he should be our pick. The Pistons need a tremendous defensive player - a guy to enforce the no fly zone. Also a guy that plays with that much energy, in combination with JJ who plays with equal energy, and Monroe would really revolutionize the crap effort team we saw most of last season. That lineup could be one of the best rebounding and defensive front courts in the game. Add in Stuckey, and the defense and rebounding on this team takes a huge step forward. That would allow us to play a guy like Ben Gordon and not get killed on D.

    We really really really need a guy like this. Really.
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    Now I'm starting to feel like if we don't draft this guy it will be an outrage. I'm easily swayed by the trends in this thread.
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    Based on todays threads, I am thinking that its a done deal and we already drafted/hired the law firm of Biyombe and Brooks to be handle our future caseload.
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    We are, after all, sheep.

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