Bringin' back da quick hits

Discussion in 'Pistons and NBA' started by mercury, Jan 9, 2010.

  1. mercury

    mercury Bench Warmer

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    The folks from Det News will remember "Quick Hits"… this was for random thoughts that didn't’t fit a thread… just your basic %%%% off the top of your head…. Jump in.... enjoy the swim…

    Would we have the most ping pong balls without the Ben signing?
    Our bigs resemble Britney’s come back video
    Why the hell could we use Brand?... streeeetch 5
    Rip’s trade value is dropping like a lead balloon
    Our MLE = Meaningless Losers Earmarked
    New campaign…Daye over Tay!
    Holy snails Batman is that Charlie V walking (er running) the court?
    Current lotto odds... 15% 1st pick... 15% 2nd pick.... 15% 3rd pick..... 1/2 game ahead of Philly & Indy.
    Is N.E.1 returning Joe’s calls?... hello are you home… Thorn?... MJ?... Mama?!?

    ..............Quick hits... whatcha got?
     
  2. coynejeremy

    coynejeremy All-Star Administrator 1x Fantasy Champion Forum Donor

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    Can we trade for Jose Calderon's FT%?
    He shot 154 free throws last year. He missed only THREE.
    That's 98.1%!
     
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    Nemo Fantasy-Football Snub Forum Donor

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    Pistons are playin so bad, they should be forced to wear the TEAL.
     
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    - How are they going to spin this year? Last year was an abnormality. Abnormality 2?
    - Pin the whole thing on the coach.
    - Is Matt Millen secretly running the Pistons?
    - What's a point guard?
    - Can never have enough shooting guards and power forwards.
    - Who is the next player to be traded for 2nd round picks?
    - How will Dumars "The Great" top this last trick of vanishing entire sections of fans at the Palace.
    - CV should change his initials to CD ( Can't Defend )
    - Its a "Transition Year" - get used to hearing that.
     
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    Trade Rumor...Trade Rumor...CPIII and Jefferson to Detroit for.....

    Darko pleaded with Joe to not pick him as the #2 pick. Can I get that in writing?

    Dave Bing steps down as Mayor of Detroit to boost the Pistons bench

    Joe Dumars having nightmares for not considering Laimbeer as Head Coach of the Pistons

    Isiah Thomas resigns as Florida coach to assist Joe D in the front office, his likely position will be scouting point guards

    Ms. Davison gives Joe an ulitmatum, bring the team back to its glory days or join the list of the unemployed.
     
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    Hmm,we need to give the players and the coaches the proper motivation.Maybe "Every time Pistons loose...Gold kills a kitten"?I think that will work,becouse now the players aren't playing for the fans but for money,so let's make them play for the little cute kittens.
     
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    Chris Wilcox to the starting lineup!!
     
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    LA Dre All-Star 1x Fantasy Champion Forum Donor

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    Is Mark McGwire's enhanced body still in shape enough to back up Big Ben at center??
     
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    I'd rather go 0-82 than be associated with that loser.
     
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    The Bambino's quick hits were classics.

    This is my quick hit.

    Life is short and precious. Take a minute to tell your wife, kids, siblings, friends, parents etc that you love them.
     
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    BallDon'tLie All-Star 3x Fantasy Champion

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    ...I love you Roscoe.
     
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    I thought that was the plan.
     
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    Flip Saunders can't coach his way out of a paper bag... but he did coach his way out of Detroit.
     
  15. coynejeremy

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    Carlisle made this team competitive - and got replaced for the title run.

    Kuester is trying not to make the same mistake. :MusicBigGrin:
     

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