Discussion in 'Pistons and NBA' started by G-man, Dec 29, 2005.
Thats a nice chunk of wood. Looks a litte bit like a roast. You're not making this easy.
That has to be a chunk of wood. I don't see a porn mustache anywhere.
Looks like a chunk of wood. Maybe it's a memento from a road trip. Some other team's visitor bench.
Hey...that wood looks like it has great potential! At least you can light a fire under it
That's NOT Fair!!!!!
GMan, you should be ashamed of yourself. That piece of wood is under aged! It has what, maybe 4-5 rings... just a tike.
On the flip side(pun intended), it's already out scoring Darko, and no trips to the beauty shop for touch ups are required.
Can a guy pull it around from the rafters and use it to set screens? If so then we have something.
Actually, this whole Darko things blows. He started out so well. We all thought ( most anyway ) that he finally made it and now this. What happend to that guy from the pre-season? Give me that player back.
Hmm...tough, but I choose Wood.
Carve up a Pinnocio.
I'm sure if we promised our slab of wood that he would be a boy some day HE would hustle in practice.
Just don't ask him any questions about Brown's diaper issues, Darko's stache, or Bill Davidson's loyalty...all attempts to stay politically correct will result in his nose stretching out of the gym.
piece of wood
--no cultural issues
--blood flow to the legs not a problem
--could be used as a coaster during timeouts
--might be good at the "Eric Snow move"...sliding under an opponents foot after they take a jumper.
Is It Wood Or Is It DMC?
Is it wood or is it DMC. This guy can tell you for sure.
Darko as a small boy....(family album shots)
Darko's nutty grandmother (very holy)
Family group hug at airport after DMC returns home with first big Pistons check.. (very touching moment)
Awwww G Man; you exposed Darko. He was gonna slip that wood in his trousers and bust Shaq with it. Dam! So much for the hard foul we were lookin for.
BTW, hilarious thread!!
It has to be a chunk of wood. Darko is too soft. It may be Darko's brain.
Isn't the real question whether he's maple, cherry or ...... willow?
Without further ado, a brief hyperbolizing rumination on the wonder(kind) that is DMC (and i really do love him, i promise, and will forever and ever):
With his deft touch passes, Darko reminds me of Magic,
'cept taller, and whiter.
With his defense and boards, only one can compare: Russell,
'cept taller and whiter.
Dagger perimeter jumpers? you guessed it: Bird,
'cept taller...and whiter.
What else is there? Oh, of course, heart of a warrior: Jordan,
.... you know the drill.
Good things about Darko
He run really fast
He mostly acts in a profetzional manner
no more jokes!!
Can't forget the top 10 reasons he looks good while drinking that gatorade!
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