Dumars' failed chemistry test has doomed Detroit

I don't expect a knee-jerk signing from Dumars, overpaying a mediocre player. If that had been his style, we would've had Stoudemire (or Shaq) on the Pistons payroll now. He's more likely to waste the cap money he has on a collection of nobodys, rejects and has-beens.

...with Piston's DNA.

My left shoe has more Pistons DNA than some of the players Dumars signed over the years.

PS: And by shoe, I mean...