Dwayne Wade Conspiracy Theory

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  1. MainManJoeD

    MainManJoeD First Round Draft Pick

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    What if (and I say "What if", as in I'm a paranoid delusional long-time drug user)...

    What if...

    ...Dwayne Wade is faking it. He's been playing for Gosh knows how many straight months, and must be exhausted beyond belief. So let's fake an injury and get a few months off, and come back just in time for the playoffs, and "shock the world!"

    Evidence:

    1.) Faking injuries and only playing half of the games every year, is Shaq's modus operandi.

    2.) The play that "injured" Wade did not look that bad. Very different from Shaun Livingston, where you KNOW he got injured.

    3.) Brotha can act! I mean, have you seen those commercials???

    People have always told me I'm crazy, but I don't know if its me or them that's crazy, and that makes me even crazier, and them seem even crazier...

    ...but What if??

    I'm gonna go and pick him up in our fantasy league right now, just in case I'm right.
     
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    I think your theory has lots of intriguing possibilities but no way does Wade cry like a girl with the carmeras rolling just to sell the idea of his injury to the public. He's a competitor to the vary core of his bone marrow and no way does he pretend to be badly injured just so he can get some rest before the playoffs start. Also he's a young well conditioned guy that should be able to handle heavy duty minutes. Shaq on the other hand is a vet with heavy duty mileage and a big body to haul around so he needs the rest. The Heat are not going to be a force come playoff time, just way too many disruptions this year with the coaching change, injuries and lack of fire in their belly. Repeating is even harder than winning it the first time. I do think DWade will be back but he's going to reinjure that shoulder at some point and he doesn't even have to be playing basketball. Didn't one of the announcers say last night that Eddie Jones reinjured his shoulder in his sleep?
     
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    I would argue that Wade is a competitor. He is a brand and a corporation first and foremost. His endorsement earnings will dwarf his salary next year.

    While I'm not saying that this conspiracy is true, I will offer that the NBA looks a lot like the WWE where Wade and LeBron are concerned.
     
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    I'm not sure Wade would be banking on Shaq carrying the Heat into the playoffs. They are certainly no lock to make it and that was before Wade was 'injured'.

    I'm not sure this particular conspiracy theory is true, but I do know that Sam Cassell is indeed an alien.
     
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    Wait a minute! Are you telling me that [sarcasm]pro wrestling isn't REAL[/sarcasm]? :yellowprison:
     
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    And Jason Kidd's kid is proof that his soon-to-be ex cheated on him with Sam.

    I wish I could find the picture lol
     
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    all the more reason he would

    That's the beauty of it. Imagine the story value:

    Wade horribly injured...Heat on the verge of missing the playoffs... no wait! Here he comes, half injured, carries his team to 3 straight Ws to clinch the 8th seed... Pistons caught off-guard, didn't take them seriosuly...Heat roll into the finals, Wade pops his shoulder out 3 times in the 4rth quarter of game 7 against Nowitzky (only we know he didn't really)... Hits the winning basket... after the game, cries like a girl in front of the camera, thanking his gramma for building his inner strength...starts shooting the movie version a week later (produced by David Stern)...

    Anyone doubt me now?
     
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    And directed by Howard Stern.
     
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    Now that's just silly...
     
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    Rip Hamilton played by Chris Rock. Freddie Prinze as Carlos Delfino and Flip Saunders played by Al Pacino. I love it.
     
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    and don't forget Ron Jeremy as Stan Van Gumby.
     
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    Howard K. Stern?
     
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    Yeah. Sure. And he is going to go under the knife just so people don't know he is faking. Do you really need to see a bone protruding in order to believe somebody is hurt?


    Come on. That's just about the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard on this forum.

    Flopping is one thing. Faking a long term serious injury is another.

    Like him or not, I find it difficult to believe anybody really thinks he is not injured.

    Maybe they can post his x-rays for the skeptics. Well, after they can get them authenticated by proving chain of custody, of course.
     
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    Did you have surgery recently? It seems like your funny bone was removed.
     
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    If I ever do, I'll lend it to Wade so he can stick it out of a choice part of his body to win over the skeptics.
     
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    Didn't mean to offend such an OBVIOUS Heat fan... Are you actually Wade himself?

    Guys I think I found a mole.
     
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    Is D-Wade on your fantasy team? :pound:
     
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    No, Mine.
     
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    Darko is on Darth's fantasy team. Hence all the pent up rage. :MusicBigGrin:
     

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