Fantasy Baseball 2012 - Season discussion and trash talk

With all of these Darth posts so quickly.............I thought this had become the fantasy baseball transactions thread.

That made me laugh! Thanks.

What are the nest 4 weeks? It must be for the 4 birds...orioles, blue jays, cardinals, marlins

nah.............nest is just the way we say next in my neighborhood.

There's a prize for not having any holds for an entire season right?

The managers with the most holds occuby the bottom half of the standings...............
Holds seem to reflect the opposite of a team's overall strength.

What have I done............I made the decision to play Jacoby Ellsbury.......
In turn, I sat a guy who has 59 Runs, 17 HRs, 53 RBIs, hitting .278, with an OBP of .344...............

Jacoby was a little sore after yesterday's game so Valentine said Ellsbury will only play 3 or 4 games this week.

Well......Hamilton, Willingham, and Soriano average 50 Runs, 22 HRs, 65 RBIs, a .282 average with an OBP of .360

They'll just have to cover the slacker.............

Those guys are all sore, too. I just read it on the Internets.

They're just sore they can't play your bunch this week.

My opponent hit 11 Home runs in three days. That puts him on pace for 35 by Sunday. His OBP stands at about .500. Fantastic!

Looking at the numbers I can still realistically win 7-5. Or I can lose 0-11. It promises to be an extremely boring week for the clowns.

I had to take a second look at the url. I thought I had mistakenly ended up on a vintner's website with all of the whine in here.

Suck it up ladies, there's no crying in baseball!

I'll supply the wine, and Darth can cut the cheese.............

Since you don't post in this thread regularly, you do have to show up and do some trash talking about your opponent.......

More whine...........we each only have 2 starters scheduled Mon-Fri.

Jammer, check your home email! Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200. Go directly to your email!!!

Wow. You've sent me some pretty sick pictures of yourself before, but these new ones are definitely a new low. How the heck do you keep finding my email address? I change it every day, just like the judge that issued the restraining order against you suggested.

I spend every waking hour e mailing random yahoo accounts hoping to get lucky and find yours. You know, i've been noticing a pattern lately, "jammer27, jammer 28, jammer 29, jammer 30, etc. you really need to put a little more thought into this..sometimes I think you really WANT me to find you. I think you like the pictures AND my boneheaded/ impulsive trade offers. :o

Now if you'll please excuse me, I need to go figure out what in the hell I just did and WHY in the hell I wanted to do it????

Thanks Darth for the relief pitcher you just cut.

I'll make sure to use him when I face you again.

You do that, nemo. Maybe you can avoid another 10-2 butt whooping like I handed you the last time we met.

That guy was on the wire all year. You could have taken him at any time. I had him for three days. He screwed me over big time. He's a decent pitcher. It isn't like I cut a high draft choice like Gallardo. Nobody is THAT ignor... Oh, uhmmm... Never mind.


You have a good team. But there are lots of other good ones too in fact, almost the entire league. I think you better hope your playoff hopes do Not hinge on beating me. ;)