Fantasy Football 2012: Season discussions and trash talk

Fantasy Jeopardy

Host: Bill Laimbeer: "This kicker missed a team meeting on the first day he went to Darth's team causing him to be replaced after being signed hours earlier".


Contestant Darth: "Who was Suan Suisham"?

FML.......

Game Notes

• Three of the four losses for Cowardly Lions this season have come when their opponent had their highest-scoring week of the season.

Actually, you have scored the 5th most points in the league so far. You have been a little lucky to actually be in 4th place.

How YOU doing this season Bill...............

About the same as I usually do in football...actually, a little better.

You know what.

One or two of you at the bottom of the football standings made fun of me for having a baseball team "in the bowels" of the standings and not even considering my team as serious competition for you at the end of the season. By the way, I finished above you guys in the playoffs. I took the high road then.

Im sitting in the penthouse now and loving it. ButI'm choosing to take the high road again.

my NFL Fantasy team is 9-0

Are you the only team in the league?

next year i'm doing 2 -8 team divisions that play each other.

Haven't been able to get into Yahoo all afternoon. It's pissing me off

Glad it wasn't just me...

yeah, somethings down, glad to see I'm not the only hoser.

Finally...........a good week. I'm up 152-62 over somebody called Concuss.

My tight ends combined for 60 points, as one was in that renegade position our league has.

glad to have the win.....after suffering so many humiliating defeats.

There are many levels of hosers. You stand above us all and are in your own class of Über hosers

1. Thanks to Detteam -who is a fellow Fantasy Stat junkie- for being kind enough to take pity on my sorry soul and texted me some numbers while Yahoo was trying to get there act together.

2. But that doesn't mean I'm not going to scratch and claw you down for that 2nd bye spot (assuming Mowgli continueS to kiss up to the fantasy Gods in order to remain in first place.

3. Interestingly, five (5) out of ten teams will have a record of 4-6. Weird. But that means that Two teams out of Laimbeer's Senior and Junior, nemo, Darth Junior, and Thee TFD, will take the final two playoff spots( assuming the four teams on top stay there). LOOKING AT THE NUMBERS, the Laimbeer's are easily the two best teams of the bunch, but that and $1.50 will get you...

Oops. I looked at the numbers wrong. There are a couple of teams with better numbers than Lame Sr.

I'm ready to make the playoff push after a 3-6 start.
I'm gonna push the competition into the gutter til I'm comfortably in the playoffs.
My guys will shine. It is my time.
Must be awful to be an NFL team and have a 3-6 start.

I was checking that earlier today andI think You've got just about the toughest schedule "ON PAPER" of all of the 4-6 boys.

You've got a gauntlet of me, Detteam, and Laimbeer senior.

Junior Laimbeer has the easiest path. Assuming he gets spot #5 then it comes down to you, lame Senior, and Thee fighting for the last spot @#6. (Darth junior is the runt of the litter so he is out I think

DetteAm Mowgliand I will likely take the first 3 spots with two getting the byes.

Cowardly is 4 unless jr gets it, but it makes no difference.

All of this is ON PAPER. This stuff is so random.

I didn't mention Panda because he will likely get spot 8 but apparently he doesn't care since he won't even set his damn lineup to cover the bloody byes. Grrrrrrrr.

I really like my chances.