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Alright wise guys. Two of you worthless bums stole my black & white Darth team helmet after I already had it, so I am going to use Spartan green & white and change my name to Darth's Spartans. Anyone touches that helmet and I will lodge a formal complaint to our commissioner.

Recognize!

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Sheeech!!

Now its helmets! I bet Tater has paid for a Helmet-Tracker stat tracker.

I don't think they make a helmet big enough for the Tater.

Or a muzzle.

Bill Laimbeer,

Please change your team name.

We'd like you to have a sporting chance at a successful fantasy season.

It's called sandbagging, my friend. After a few weeks, you will have forgotten that I'm even in the league. And that will be the moment when I have you right where I want you....

Ok, I'm in and preselected 37 players.

Not all QBs this time I hope.

Yes all QBs...deal with it!!

Good work preselecting players. There are only 56 days left before the draft. You got it done just in time!

I think if you guys want to play for more than second place you should ALL start preselecting your players before the end of the week.

...It's a

The only person with less humility than our Darth Tater, is Darth Vader himself!!!

Woody...that's the nicest thing you ever said to me.



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Jamm was tweaking on me.

I propose we select for draft position.
Not first come first served.
LTom should be removed from the draft. Whoever gets him wins.

The draft order is randomly selected by Yahoo just before the draft. No one knows the order - including me - until draft time.

Every year someone new usually leads the league in points. Last year it was LT, but in year's past it has been Payton Manning, Priest Holmes, etc. Having said that, I sure hope I get the first pick so I can grab LT! I had him last year with the THIRD overall pick. Larry Johnson and Payton Manning went 1-2. I won the league.

Hey, guys and girls.

Is it possible to let a computer select your team?

With my skill level, a computer is certain to do better.

Plus, I don't want to spend all summer reading roster lists.

I'm sure you will give me excellent advice.

Yeah Woody. A computer picked my baseball team and I did really well, although I went over the list first and made some changes.

I actually think the computer does better in some cases, although in football with everyone else picking live, it might be tricky so if you can be there I think you should.

If the comp picks for you, go through the list first to look for injuries and people like Michael Vick who may not play or you'll be screwed.

Thanks, Tater!!

I've been screwed before, so this wouldn't be the first time. (Remember the hockey playoffs???)

I'm planning to be at the draft, but need all the help I can get against all of the pirannas I'm playing against.

ISN'T THIS FUN!!!!

If you are planning on attending the draft but would like Yahoo to automatically pick for you, I'd suggest that you set your status as "away". Otherwise, Yahoo will wait the fill 90 seconds before picking for you. It will just help to speed up the draft. If there is a player that you really want to pick, you can still change your status and manually pick if you'd like.