*FANTASY HOCKEY 2009*

I've been a hockey fan since way before you were even a "fantasy" in your parents minds. Maybe even your grandparent's minds.

Fantasy Hockey started on the PF just three years ago, and despite my age and limited computer ability, I have been able to hold my own with all the "diaper dandies" on this forum. You included.

When you actually accomplish something, then I'll listen to you.
So far, NADA.

ok old man, give me a week.

You sound like George Blaha when things last year went downward: every time Pistons sucked, Blaha tirelessly repeated "this team has reached to ECF six times."

Yeah, yeah, we all know it, lets move on, right? Find a new theme, Blah...um Woody.

Maybe you're right. I mean, he's so old, he's going to forget he even won soon enough. Maybe we should give him his 15 minutes.




Nah.

Looking at Woody's roster, I'm predicting a top 10 finish.

Bill, that's a top ten post!!!

Yeah, and it's also the 10th time that he's used that line!

But Woody wouldn't remember any of the past ones, so let's go along with his wanderings. Yes it was a great post Woody. And did you happen to hear about that Watergate break-in? And that the Detroit Lions wontheir last game?....(so this one is now old....congrats to the Lions!!)

Until you have made 4,468 posts, I wouldn't talk.

Laim Jr has never played fantasy hockey. He is focused on defending his football title. Plus, I think he wants to play basketball. I think he does homework once in a while, too.


On a side note, I would like to wish everyone good luck this season as you all compete for that coveted SECOND PLACE finish. May the 2nd best team almost win.

Thanks so much for the trades Cannuckians!!

I totally was NOT looking forward to the season, but now that I've got my favorite guy and another Lightning player I am way geeked! (So what if I got a little worse...I wasn't going to win anyhow! ).

Tater:

Please tell me, just where is ST. LOUIS????

For the LAST TIME you senile old timer:

St. Louis is on MY roster. Right where he belongs!!!!

Now go sip some prune juice tea and take your bath and then go nappy bye.

I'm not sure if Tater knows the answer to this question, but I'll answer it for you. St. Louis is in northeast Missouri.

Ten minutes from now he will be asking again. He has the memory of an earthworm.

I am sick and tired of people putting down earthworms. What have they ever done to us?

Earthworms have feelings too. If you prick an earthworm, does it not bleed? If you tickle an earthworm, does it not laugh? If you poison them, do they not die? If you wrong them, shall they not have revenge?

I'm calling P.E.T.E. on you!

Man, that was beautiful. Are you single? If so, what are you doing next Saturday? But I digress.


You know, that point really hit home with me. Do Slugs count as living creatures too? Because, if they do that means I need to be nice to some other members in our league like Know All, Rascoe, and Bill Laimbeer.