If it were possible to teleport Darko and The Bucket of Turd to the exact same place, would they combine into one player? If they did, can you imagine the highlight reel? New Subject: I think wearing the number 31 might make you lose your mind.
With this technique of teleportation, the step to duplication shouldn't be to far. It's just to reconstruct the traveller twice instead of once. This means everybody could have the first pick, alas tanking solved.
What people don't realize is that the physicist Dr. Higgs was actually a very funny man........... He was considered the half-life of the party................