Ironclad Evidence Warthog Isn't the Murderer

Discussion in 'Fantasy Sports Central' started by Slippy, Sep 24, 2006.

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Who Waxed the Warthog

Poll closed Sep 25, 2006.
  1. Tayshaunofthedead

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  2. Professor

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  3. DarthTater <-----

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  4. AuroraKMW

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  5. Jammertime

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  6. webz

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  7. Dumars4ever

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  8. hack

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  9. the Low

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  1. linwood

    linwood All-Star

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    Dead. Hangin out in Heaven with the other victims.
     
  2. Darth Tater

    Darth Tater All-Star Forum Donor 6x Fantasy Champion

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    I think we ate him.:hungry:
     
  3. webz

    webz All-Star Snub Administrator 2x Fantasy Champion Forum Donor

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    That doesn't mean you can't lay on some posthumous smack!

    Funny sig by the way.
     
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    Darth Tater All-Star Forum Donor 6x Fantasy Champion

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    Webz, as much as I'd like to try to hang/cook you based on my gut feeling as well as for kicks, I can't in good consciousness do it. You're only 3rd or 4th on the suspect list. Based on evidence I gathered and a couple others found independently, I have to accuse the number one suspect.

    I'll vote in a few minutes. Just gotta go over what I have one more time. I hope I finally got it right.
     
  5. Tayshaunofthedead

    Tayshaunofthedead First Round Draft Pick

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    Who needs proof when you've got instinct?!?!?!?
     
  6. jammertime

    jammertime Starter 1x Fantasy Champion Forum Donor

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    Hey Webz, that "spam" was a joke. It was in one of the murder threads and didn't count in the game.

    I'm innocent I tell you, innocent!:Cry:
     
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    Well for all of the spreadsheets, charts and "proof", murders continue, and there are at least 4 innocents who have hung because the field is incompetent.

    You all laughed at me when I said instinct, and yet have fared no better in your attempts to find justice.

    Show some remorse people.
     
  8. Darth Tater

    Darth Tater All-Star Forum Donor 6x Fantasy Champion

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    LOL. What is this? Night of the living dead?
     
  9. lurker

    lurker First Round Draft Pick

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    He's not the only embittered zombie still lurking in this thread.

    You people better watch out. I was a vegetarian before I was hanged for a murder I did not commit.

    Now I eat brains. :hungry:
     
  10. jammertime

    jammertime Starter 1x Fantasy Champion Forum Donor

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    With fava beans and a bottle of Chianti?

    Oh wait, that was liver. Never mind.
     
  11. aurora

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    Slippy, can we get a ruling on when the polls close? I definitely don't want to miss voting, but I am still crossreferencing:rolleyes: a few suspects.:sssh:

    P.S. Totally and completely off topic, but doesn't it seem like NFL Commissioner could have chosen a team that New Orleans could beat for the big post-Katrina home MNF opener? On the other hand I'm not complaining because Michael Vick is awfully easy on the eyes.
     
  12. Darth Tater

    Darth Tater All-Star Forum Donor 6x Fantasy Champion

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    What team? You mean the Lions? Nobody wants to see them on Monday night. LOL
     
  13. jammertime

    jammertime Starter 1x Fantasy Champion Forum Donor

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    I hope he's easy on the stat sheet too. I need him to get me 14 points in my fantasy league!
     
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    Darth Tater All-Star Forum Donor 6x Fantasy Champion

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    My wife needs him to get a little over 13 points tonight to beat her opponent.

    My team is history. I lost Alexander today to a broken foot. Yesterday, F. Gore stretched for a TD, ended up fumbling and hurt himself and left the game. Now my daughter is gonna beat me (when Bush scores 7 points tonight) after I told her she was nuts to bench E. Manning (3 td passes in 4th Qtr and L.Fitzgerald).

    Ok, back to the hanging business.
     
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    Thatta a boy!

    Myths and Truths About Vegetarianism
     
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    I'm voted to hang Hack. The evidence is simple: there are a lot of generic basketball words in multiple posts. I think he may have posted more than his usual volume, maybe to cover his tracks.

    I am embarrassed to say that the pairings of words that could be a murder post are less than compelling:

    Team and ring
    Coach and game
    Coach and team
    Team and game
    Ring and team

    There's alot more but you get the idea. All very generic words.

    :sorry: if I'm wrong. As Roscoe pointed out to all us investigators, the evidence hasn't served us very well in this game so far. If wrong again, someone else will die. :( :ohwell:
     
  17. detteam

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    I went to the last Monday night game the Lions had at the Silverdome...St Louis kicked our butt 35-0...and the best entertainment the whole crowd had that night was the girl sitting right behind me that kept dropping her halter...LOL!
     
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    well, crap, i didn't even get to vote. i had to go to "capsule" night at the kids' high school (basically attending a mini-version of their whole day in two hours).

    and i might have cast with my heart the tying vote -- launching Darth into another fit of coin-toss-provoked existential angst -- or else, i might have voted with the (increasingly suspicious) pair that always seems to vote together...
     
  19. Darth Tater

    Darth Tater All-Star Forum Donor 6x Fantasy Champion

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    LOL Prof. Well, I guess I dodged another proverbial bullet.
    As the late Roscoe once profoundly stated (can't remember if it was shortly before or shortly after his death :pound:): "He...just...won't...die..."


    I feel like the road runner with the Coyote always after me. Happily, the ACME anvil keeps landing on the coyotes. So far, anyhow.

    I just don't know why you guys get this hankering to cook me every so often. I didn't do it. If I did there would be some evidence with all the scrutiny my posts get.:reading::reading::reading::reading::reading:. You can't possibly believe I'm using dissappearing ink. Maybe I just won't post over the next 3 days if we missed again (please tell me we got him)...but I doubt I can keep my mouth shut that long.

    Kim and I vote alike (generally, not always) because we both base our decisions upon the evidence. It hasn't worked out so well (hopefully we got it right this time), but you don't throw the baby out with the bath water.

    Maybe our technique was faulty...maybe there just isn't enough evidence, but we are doing our best.
     
  20. lurker

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    Brag time . . . I went to the last Pistons game in the Silverdome: Game 5 of the 1988 Finals, Pistons 104, Lakers 94, Pistons up 3-2, on the verge of the first title, but it was not to be. :(

    Sorry . . . back to being dead. :skull:
     

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