Ironclad Evidence Warthog Isn't the Murderer

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Who Waxed the Warthog

Poll closed Sep 25, 2006.
  1. Tayshaunofthedead

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  2. Professor

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  3. DarthTater <-----

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  4. AuroraKMW

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  5. Jammertime

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  6. webz

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  7. Dumars4ever

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  8. hack

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  9. the Low

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  1. Darth Tater

    Darth Tater All-Star Forum Donor 6x Fantasy Champion

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    I went to game 3 of the finals that year. They lost that one by quite a bit if I recall. :loser:
  2. aurora

    aurora Bench Warmer

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    :attention I can't believe only 3 people voted! That's so :lame: !

    What's your excuse? Prof? Tay? Jammer? D4e? Hack? Low?

    Okay, here's a multiple choice survey. Choose one please.


    :suspiciou I suspect everyone and couldn't decide.
    :burp: I was drunk at the time.

    :doh: I forgot.
    :smiley-poker:I was losing my shirt in a poker game at the time.

    :couch2: I was watching TV instead.
    :peep: I'm keeping a low profile in hopes of staying alive.

    :hungry: I was eating dinner at the time.

    :football: I was watching God give the New Orleans Saints a win.

    :nailbiting: I'm a wreck thinking about the next murder.

    :bored: I'm way bored.

    :confused: I'm utterly confused as to who to hang.

    :yellowprison: I'm in jail.

    :reading: I'm still trying to figure it out.
    :gun1:I'm planning my next murder.

    Well, I hope we got the right suspect this time. :rolleyes:
  3. detteam

    detteam All-Star

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    Que up the 'Animal House' bit when Delta faced off against the fraternity counsel and Dean Wormer.

    Otter: Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules or took a few liberties with our female party guests -- we did. But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the actions of a few sick, perverted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you ... isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do what you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America!
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    jammertime Starter 1x Fantasy Champion Forum Donor

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    Sorry about not voting guys, my internet has been down for a couple of hours.:sorry:
  6. Darth Tater

    Darth Tater All-Star Forum Donor 6x Fantasy Champion

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    No problem Jammer. Give that company hell if they aren't doing their job!
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    I see the lawyer and the daughter of a lawyer have used their sleuthing skills and voting power to send another to the gallows. Hopefully, THIS TIME, they got it right.:rolleyes:
  8. Tayshaunofthedead

    Tayshaunofthedead First Round Draft Pick

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    none of the above aurora.
    i was partying :dancingparty: at blockbuster to mourn :Cry: the last day of my favorite employee, we ordered marcos :pizza: and me and eva sat behind the counter and partied.
  9. Darth Tater

    Darth Tater All-Star Forum Donor 6x Fantasy Champion

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    lmao.

    Darth says to Kim:

    "Kim...I am your father"
  10. Tayshaunofthedead

    Tayshaunofthedead First Round Draft Pick

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    that arrow seems to be very indecisive.
    first me, then my dad, then my [STRIKE]dinner[/STRIKE] friend
  11. Darth Tater

    Darth Tater All-Star Forum Donor 6x Fantasy Champion

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    He had to be guilty. His name was "HACK" for Petes sake.

    How can you have a name like HACK and not be a killer?

    Must have been Lurker and Hack all along.
  12. Slippy

    Slippy All-Star Administrator Forum Donor

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    Crickets gathered around the Linwood Memorial Coal Burning oven and the angry cry of the mob had given way to the sonorous echo of weeds. Hack's punishment would go unwitnessed.
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    Six out of nine did not vote. It's certainly not my and Darth's fault that so few voted. Why does active genuine participation deserve your disdain Linwood?

    Maybe you were innocent so you are bitter. Maybe you were guilty so you are bitter. Whatever. WHATEVER.

    I think it's more than likely impossible to find the murderer(s). We can only try.The game requires us to vote 24 hours after a murder. So we voted. Maybe we got the killer, maybe we didn't.

    Believe me, I am more than cognizant of the possible miscarriages of justice as a result of the clueword evidence. But it's that or just hanging for the sake of hanging, which I believe was your approach before you were hanged. I leave it to you to judge which approach has the most integrity, right or wrong.

    So there. No hard feelings though.
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    Unwitnessed?! HELL NO!!!

    HEY!!! WHO'S GOT THE BARBEQUE SAUCE?
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    Slippy All-Star Administrator Forum Donor

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    the undead, apparently.
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    aurora Bench Warmer

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    Nice...tres poetic Commish!:)
  17. Darth Tater

    Darth Tater All-Star Forum Donor 6x Fantasy Champion

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    I must admit he writes impressively well. Particularly for a guy who chose Emeka Okafor as his number one pick in last years fantasy draft.
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    I think that integrity holds less weight than results. So far, there have been lots of evidence presented, and lots of hanging and toasting, but as far as I can tell, both murderers are still on the loose. It appears that the analytical crowd has killed as many innocent people as the two murderers.

    No hard feelings, though. Heaven's a nice place, and the BBQ can't be beat!
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    Well Linwood I can't argue with you there. My gut feeling is that unbelievably both murderers could very well still be out there. However, that means that the impassioned lynch mob did just as poor a job as the detectives. Honestly, I don't know that any of the evidence I presented were definitely murder posts. In that sea of basketball cluewords on a basketball forum, HELLO?....

    Maybe it's a matter of taste. Would you rather be killed in a recreational gang drive-by or be wrongfully accused and dispatched with a lethal injection? Grim choice.

    I'm glad your paperwork went through, you're in good company and especially that the BarBQ is good up there. Tell me, can you see EVERYTHING ON EARTH from Heaven. Could you guys give a daily report on Pistons training camp when it starts?:):fingerscr
  20. Darth Tater

    Darth Tater All-Star Forum Donor 6x Fantasy Champion

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    OK, Linwood. I'll try it your way. If you can't trust a zombie :skull:who can you trust?

    Next round in the current game (if there is one) or first round in the next game (if there is one) I plan to ignore all evidence and just go for whomever I feel like hanging. (Assuming I'm not murdered, of course).:wedgie:

    We'll see what happens.:pirates:

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