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Knicks to buy-out Larry Brown Where will he End up Next Season?

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  1. armygirl

    armygirl Bench Warmer Forum Donor

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    With all the money that Larry has made over the past five years, maybe he is trying to buy his own team.

    As for Zeke, he put together good basketball players, he did not assemble a team. The Knicks truly have no identity at all. It's like Zeke went to the store, hmm, I'll take that one, this one and oh yeah that one over there. This one is on sale, can't pass up that one.

    Come on guys, Crawford, Starbury and Francis together on one team, I can't see it. Zeke did not give any fore thought of what he was trying to do, no plan, just a big kid in a candy store. It's like going to the grocery store, you bought all these groceries, but once you put them away, the refrigerator still looks empty.
     
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    If Marv Albert is allowed to call games again, then LB should have no problems getting into TV.
     
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    The two could work together...although I heard that Marv is a "pain in the butt".
     
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    His bite is worse than his bark.
     
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    That's actually a pretty good idea for LB. You should become his agent rather than the current guy. 'Course, you're probably too honest to be an agent, Merc.
     
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    Buy his own team? ...now that's a scarey thought...lol
    Larry in control of spending... personel moves and coaching..
    he'd have a team full of Ben's & Bowens...
    The final score is the Pistons 23 the N.Y. LB's 15... they're assured of the first pick in the draft... what's that?... Larry says he's trading the pick for Michael Curry's rights!!!... Larry was quoted as saying "No more damn soft rookies we'll be practicing defense tomorrow... 23 points!!!....*&^%$#... Shelley! change my diaper damn it"
     
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    As horrible as that sounds, I might pay to see it.
    :nod:
     
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    rdang First Round Draft Pick

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    The entire planet also fears the swift punishment of the law as well and pound for pound was lacking the ability to lay down that law. That problem is because they had nothing to play for and in the end it showed as they all gave up.

    LB, if he was the coach he was supposed to be, could turn that around into something productive. That's why they're paid millions, and with a high price tag comes high expectations.
     
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    Merc that is some funny stuff dude. ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!:laugh:
     
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    hey we're still paying LB right? just bring him back to the pistons!!

    kidding.
     
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    Man, screw the NBA, LB should start his own Get Rich Quick program. The man has it down to an art form.

    The Larry Brown Get Rich Quick Program

    Step 1: Get hired

    Step 2: Tell everyone how happy you are to work for such a wonderful organization. Talk about how this is your dream job and that this will be the last company you'll ever work for. That you'd rather retire than work for anyone else.

    Step 3: Tell everyone how much you love them. Note: this works even better if there are cameras and/or microphones around.

    Step 4: Throw temper tantrums, make fun of your employees in the media, go on job interviews on company time, be a completely self absorbed %%%%%hole.

    Step 5: Repeat steps 2 & 3. Note: this step is especially important if you're planning on advancing to the Larry Brown Get Richer Quicker Program.

    Step 6: Get bought out

    Step 8: Go to bank

    That's it. Congratulations! You're now rich!

    For those of you who are already rich, or are just looking for more of a challenge, try my Larry Brown Get Richer Quicker Program, where I take you from getting bought out for only a fraction of your salary, to getting FIRED and earning 100% of your contract IN LESS THAN 1 YEAR!!!
     
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