Lions assistant arrested for nude driving and drunken driving

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  1. ggazoo69

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    Well, Eddie was doing a little more than just driving. Better to do what he did in the sanctity of your own home.
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    I drive around naked all the time. Big deal. I would never, ever do what Eddie did though. Crashing your car is very expensive!
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    Some people just don't get the thrill of driving hard and pushing the envelope unless it's climatic ;)
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    This Free Press story sheds some light.

    Nude stop at drive-thru earns coach suspension

    The guy was going through the Wendy's drive thru naked. Now, I can understand this. Those Wendy's burgers can be kind of messy. Probably didn't want to get any ketchup on his clothes. Now, if it's the McDonald's drive thru and he did this, I say arrest him. Mickey D burgers are nasty and the stuff is all smashed together so there's a smaller chance of getting it on your clothes. It's more of a "dry" burger. Wendy's is a "wet" burger. I hope Cullen explained this to the police. "Officer, Wendy's serves a fresh burger and sometimes the ketchup and mustard drips out. I was simply taking a precaution here. Go Lions!"
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    I guess driving naked is the new thing around the U.S. Guess I have to try it, but I don't want to go to jail :yellowprison:
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    Perhaps there is a secret club we don't know about. Think Fight Club... Perhaps it is DWN (Driving While Nude) :pound: or LIAHO (Let It ALL HANG OUT)!!!:yellowprison:
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    A friend of my wife's got arrested for it.

    This is the story:

    New Year's Eve.

    Her and some guy wanted to make snow angels, but didn't want to get their clothes wet. So, the natural solution was to do it nude (must've been pretty loaded).

    Then got in the car to warm up, and started driving.

    Then she realized she needed to get gas.

    And pumped her gas naked!

    Clerk called the Police and... poof! Arrested.:yellowprison:

    :pound:
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    Either the clerk was a real prude or your wife's friend looks really bad naked. :)
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    I don't know about the clerk, but I've never wanted to see that particular friend naked. Plus it was the mdidle of winter, and she was probably pretty pale... maybe a little pinkish from the snow irrtating her skin.:eek: :yukpuke: :puke:
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    Hahaha, I almost posted the exact same thing yesterday, but decided against it. :pound:
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    They should demote this guy and put him in charge of the uniforms.
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    I don't know about you, but I don't really want to see the Lions players naked. Now if we actually had chearleaders....
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    LOL what Loser. How can u get drun k enuff to drive around naked i like the pistons redwings i kinda like the tigers but im glad im not a lions fan he must've drank himself under a table to do that

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