Lion's Joke

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    Scored this one on another forum.

    Two guys from the Upper Peninsula of Michigan die and wake up in Hell. The next day the Devil stops in to check on them and sees them dressed in parkas, mittens and bomber hats warming themselves around the fire.

    The Devil asks them, "What are you doing? Isn't it hot enough for you?" The two guys reply, "Vell, ya know, we're from nordern Michigan, the land of snow and ice and cold. We're just happy for a chance to warm up a little bit, ya know."

    The Devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and turns up the heat. The next morning he stops in again and there they are, still dressed in parkas, hats and mittens. The Devil asks them again, "Its awfully hot down here, can't you guys feel that?"

    Again the two guys reply, "Vell, like we told you yesterday, we're from nordern Michigan, the land of snow and ice and cold. We're just happy for a chance to warm up a vee bit, ya know."

    This gets the Devil quite steamed so he decides to fix the two guys. He cranks the heat up as high as it will go. The people are wailing and screaming every where. He stops by the room with the two guys from Michigan and finds them in light jackets and hats, grilling walleye and drinking beer.

    The Devil is astonished, "Everyone down here is in abject misery, and you two seem to be enjoying yourself." The two Michiganders reply, "Vell, ya know, we don't get too much varm weather up dere in da UP, we've just got to have a fish fry when the veather's this nice."

    The Devil is absolutely furious; he can hardly see straight. Finally he comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat because they have been cold all their lives. The Devil decides to turn all the heat off in Hell.

    The next morning, the temperature is below zero, icicles are hanging everywhere, people are shivering so bad that they are unable to wail, moan and gnash their teeth. The Devil smiles and heads for the room with the two Michiganders. He gets there and finds them back in their parkas, bomber hats, and mittens. They are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming like mad men.

    The Devil is dumb founded, "I don't understand, when I turn up the heat you're happy. Now its freezing cold and you're still happy. What is wrong with you two?" The Michiganders look at the Devil in surprise, "Vell, don't ya know, if Hell froze over dat must mean da Lions von da super bowl!
     
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    Why not post any Lion's jokes you have heard?
     
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    Clean ones?Sorry can't help you there.That one was funny though.
     
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    It seems as if the Lions official Web site has been scrapped. Apparently, the Lions can't seem to put 3 Ws together in a row.

    Obviously, this joke can apply to any bad team.
     
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    Seemed as though the Lions could not beat the Bears at football so they challenged them to another sport. It was decided that Ice Fishing would be that sport. They made it that whichever team caught the most fish between their Sunday games would win.

    Each day they brought the day's catch in and each day the Lions would get shut out while the Bears would bring in dozens of fish.

    The Lions decided they would sneak over see how the Bears were doing it and found that they were cheating and reported it to the Ice Fishing Commissioner.

    The Bears, they reported, were ""cutting holes in the ice" :frusty: !!
     
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    BREAKING NEWS!

    Detroit, Michigan (AP) - A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Macomb County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

    The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.

    After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Detroit Lions, whom the boy firmly believes are not currently capable of beating anyone.
     
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    HaHaHa Zoo69, I got something for you.
     
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    Lions's joke. Isn't that kind of redundant?
     
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    That one's pretty funny Roscoe.

    I'd hate to have had to do all of that flash work. That file'd be pretty big.
     
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    That looked just like Millen!
     
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