Maverick Murdered!

Discussion in 'Fantasy Sports Central' started by Slippy, Sep 7, 2006.

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Who Murdered Maverick?

Poll closed Sep 9, 2006.
  1. DarthTater

    46.7%
  2. Jammertime

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  3. Professor

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  4. TayshaunoftheDead

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  5. Roscoe36

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  6. Bezeach

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  7. MotownPride

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  8. Linwood

    46.7%
  9. AuroraKMW

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  10. Webz

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  11. Majestik

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  12. TheLow

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  13. Lurker

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  14. Detteam

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  15. DumarsForever

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  16. Warthog

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  1. Darth Tater

    Darth Tater All-Star Forum Donor 6x Fantasy Champion

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    No no no...THEE was the first guy killed. We KNEW him. Maverick was the latest corpse. We didn't know HIM.

    Thee does not equal Maverick.
     
  2. lurker

    lurker First Round Draft Pick

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    Maverick is sleeping with the fishies tonight. :skull:
     
  3. Darth Tater

    Darth Tater All-Star Forum Donor 6x Fantasy Champion

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    :fishing: I'll find him.
     
  4. Maverick

    Maverick First Round Draft Pick

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    lol this is what I get for participating on the forums... back to the shadows i go.. ill be watching all of you.
     
  5. professor

    professor Bench Warmer Forum Donor

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    i love roscoe's exuberant affirmation of blind, arbitrary vigilantism so much that i'm gonna take it one step further and point my fatal finger directly at myself!

    [SIGN]i did it! let's hang me!![/SIGN]

    and now i will sit back and delight in the speculation that will surely follow such a statement

    signed,

    John Mark Karr
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Mark_Karr
     
  6. Slippy

    Slippy All-Star Administrator Forum Donor

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    yes my friend, no good deed goes unpunished.:girl_devil:
     
  7. MotownPride

    MotownPride Starter 2x Fantasy Champion

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    Couldn't be me. I have an allibi. I was working on fantasy basketball rules, myspace pimpin' and writing poetry during the time of the murders. Besides, I take great pride in my appearance. Having TheeFD's blood on my hands isn't a good look and clashes with my new Air Force Ones.

    I'm thinking its Tater, his obvious affection for jumping in and explaining things is a great deflection technique. That along with the fact that he is one of the few with a mastery of the rules. I vote for French Fries at midnight. Make em' curly please!
     
  8. Darth Tater

    Darth Tater All-Star Forum Donor 6x Fantasy Champion

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    Now now...let's not jump to conclusions. What evidence do you have?

    Yes, I understand the rules, but I'm only sharing what I know to help people find the REAL killer. If I was the real killer, I would want confusion and chaos. I understand the rules because Slippy was running stuff by me as he developed them and as he insightfully pointed out to me "Darth, you understand them because you understand the reasoning behind them". Others didn't have that luxury.

    Voting to kill me will only silence a detective. I'm innocent.

    I dunno why Low voted to hang me. Get backs for exposing his evil plot last game, perhaps?
     
  9. roscoe36

    roscoe36 All-Star Administrator

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    I have to agree. I've seen recent pictures of you, and between us brothers, you definitely got the looks and fashion sense. :)
     
  10. Darth Tater

    Darth Tater All-Star Forum Donor 6x Fantasy Champion

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    Here is my theory, although I'm not casting my vote just yet:


    Aahhhh haaaaaaaaaa! (points finger at suspect). I've found the murderer.

    Nice try LINWOOD! (shocked gasps and loud music eminates from the background...DUN DUN DUNNN).

    Did you really think you could get away with this you fiend?


    Evidence:

    (1) Linwood mysteriously returns from his "vacation" 5 minutes after Dlev is hung,.. and states..."Oh, I was going to vote to hang Darth, but I'm late...darn"

    (2) Linwood tries to frame two people dilligently working late at night on the case (Aurora and yours truly). He accuses them of murder AND hanky panky!!!!

    (3) Enlists the help of an innocent(?) impressionable young lad (Tayshaun) who happens to be an offspring of a forumite to help him achieve his diabolical unspeakable goals. (Trying to portray a modern day twisted version of batman and robin from hells gates).

    (4) Acts like he wants the quiet people alive WHEN IN FACT, he, the murderer wants them DEAD! He wants the quiet ones dead because when they are alive his murderous deceitful posts stand out like sore thumbs.

    Killing Maverick is supposed to make Linwood look innocent. Oh the Shame! The scandal!! The treachery!!!

    (5) Calls for the hanging of Darth & Aurora at 7:58 pm Wednesday in the "Murder 2 thread" in post #71.

    (6) Murder post goes up only 19 minutes later. (8:07 pm) Wednesday. The murder post which was in the "Training camp" thread. Post #9.

    Linwood uses a Piston word with the clue letters "L" and "E" in them... "Delfino" or "Maxiel" (either works...take your pick). He also uses a basketball keyword "fouling".


    Linwood it is time to pay for your crimes. You will not weasel out of this one. But perhaps there can still be redemption for your wicked, cruel, twisted soul.

    Tell us...was Dlev your partner in crime or is there another scoundrel lurking about?


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    Prof: Innocent. Now quit doing experiments on mob-thought and help us solve this crime!
     
  11. roscoe36

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    I'm voting for Darth. He's mean to slippy.
     
  12. lurker

    lurker First Round Draft Pick

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    Now that a proper lynch mob has coalesced around Mr. Tater, it's time to get down to business.

    I'm voting for Darth not because, as some have suggested, he is mean to Slippy, or because he may have dispatched poor Maverick (a crime that I can't get too worked up about), but because of a far more heinous offense: by understanding the rules and by being patient enough to explain them to those who don't, he is making people feel stupid. If that's not grounds for a quick execution, I don't know what is.

    Hanging is too good for someone so devious. I say we strap him in and flip the switch.

    [​IMG]
     
  13. roscoe36

    roscoe36 All-Star Administrator

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    lurker, i was quite literally crying as I laughed at your post.

    LET'S MAKE BAKED TATERS!
     
  14. Darth Tater

    Darth Tater All-Star Forum Donor 6x Fantasy Champion

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    Hilarious. But this Potato ain't quite done yet.
     
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    "The Tater, the Tater, the Tater's on Fire!"

    "We don't need no water, Bake that Tater Let em' Burn!"

    "Burn, Darth Tater, Burnnnn!"

    :djparty:
     
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    It's Linwood.

    TheeTFD murder time frame

    murder post: fouls/Wade/James/DreamTeam

    Maverick murder time framce

    murder post: Delfino/Maxiell/system/Ben Wallace/fouling/DPOY

    He used the word foul in both posts. The Pistons word could be Delfino or Maxiell, which each have an E and an L.

    Linwood killed one of the victims and maybe both. I'm thinking both.

    All of this sound and fury about me and Darth is just "the best defense is a good offense" type strategy. Why target the detectives for hanging unless you are worried where their investigation is leading?

    To those who haven't voted yet: There is no evidence against Darth Tater. No one has presented any evidence AT ALL. The gamers voting for hanging him are just doing it for fun. That might be a good enough reason for them, but what about you? Don't you want some proof?
     
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    I disagree. I'm hanging Tater because I'm hungry and Tater Tots sounds good right about now. :)
     
  18. roscoe36

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    akmw, the question every citizen must ask is,

    "Who watches the Watchers?"
     
  19. Tayshaunofthedead

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    i'm voting for linwood cause i don't wanna bake Tater and linwood has the secondmost votes. yay no evidence!!
     
  20. linwood

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    Man, I thought we were friends. Just goes to show what a murderous soul will sink to in order to save his own skin.:tsk::nono:


    Speaking of skin... Don't these look delicious?

    [​IMG]
     

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