Maverick Murdered!

Discussion in 'Fantasy Sports Central' started by Slippy, Sep 7, 2006.

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Who Murdered Maverick?

Poll closed Sep 9, 2006.
  1. DarthTater

    46.7%
  2. Jammertime

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  3. Professor

    6.7%
  4. TayshaunoftheDead

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    0.0%
  5. Roscoe36

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  6. Bezeach

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  7. MotownPride

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  8. Linwood

    46.7%
  9. AuroraKMW

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  10. Webz

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  11. Majestik

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  12. TheLow

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  13. Lurker

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  14. Detteam

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  15. DumarsForever

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  16. Warthog

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    0.0%
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  1. roscoe36

    roscoe36 All-Star Administrator

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    The laugh is on you Sith Lord. I have rallied the Wookies, the Ewok and the Australians!

    majestik has tied it up at 7 a piece!

    That's right Darth, in the farthest reaches of known space, a kind and intelligent race known as the Aussies have joined with my rebel cause, to free us from the tyranny of your investigations!
  2. jammertime

    jammertime Starter 1x Fantasy Champion Forum Donor

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    Show me some evidence against Darth and I'll consider it, but not a single person who voted for him had a shred of evidence to support their decision.

    Aurora called Linwood on his bluff and he folded. To me, that's more incrimminating than killing Darth so we can all eat him.
  3. roscoe36

    roscoe36 All-Star Administrator

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    jammertime, logic is a tool of the dark side. The jedi rely on instinct!

    Besides, linwood really isn't clever enough to pull off a murder, let alone two!
  4. Tayshaunofthedead

    Tayshaunofthedead First Round Draft Pick

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    he's manipulating you! a true sith tool. vote for me because i'm guilty :gun1:

    then it'll be a coinflip and 7 members won't kill you.
    and the innocent potato won't be boiled mashed or stuck in a stew.
    http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/taters.php
    boil 'em mash 'em boil 'em mash 'em :MusicBigGrin:
    so catchy.

    oops sorry darth.
  5. roscoe36

    roscoe36 All-Star Administrator

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    Thanks tayshaunofthedead!

    If DT has to hang so I could see that, I'll say some form of justice was served...
  6. Tayshaunofthedead

    Tayshaunofthedead First Round Draft Pick

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    hey! i'm on Tater's side!!
    I just love the catchy potato mashing jingle.
    EDIT: http://www.sharethesatire.com/satire/blogimages/darth_blog.gif
    a search of tater gives such good stuff.
    if only a search of "linwood would yield such good pics.
  7. Slippy

    Slippy All-Star Administrator Forum Donor

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    only bezeach is left. someone make him vote so i don't have to do a coin toss
  8. Darth Tater

    Darth Tater All-Star Forum Donor 6x Fantasy Champion

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    MotownPride Starter 2x Fantasy Champion

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    Darth, stop moving...I'm trying to put ketchup on you! I'm hungry, darn it!
  10. Darth Tater

    Darth Tater All-Star Forum Donor 6x Fantasy Champion

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    LMAO.

    Slippy: Mo, Darth may be dead in one hour.

    Mo: Pass the ketchup please.

    Slippy: That's it? Nothing else to say for your good friend?

    Motown: Well...I wanted some sour cream too, but didn't want to sound insensitive.
  11. Slippy

    Slippy All-Star Administrator Forum Donor

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    A line was drawn and astride it stood the Professor....iconoclastic, aloof and impartial. But he was the only one. A sharp division clove the rest. On one side was the Darth backers who supported HARD evidence and harder punishment. On the other was the Linwood Preservation League who were bankrolled by the ketchup industry.

    a frier had been substituted for the gallows and a nickel held the fate of these two jokers in its 5 cent sway. Heads for the Darthians. Tails for the linwoodians. Already the linwoodians had condiments at the ready.

    But it fell tails. A sigh came from the Darth side...except for Darth who whooooped and huzzahed like an utter mad tater. Linwood was marched up to the sizzling oil. :flame:

    And it was over. Maverick had been avenged.
  12. aurora

    aurora Bench Warmer

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    Ball Don't Lie!
  13. jammertime

    jammertime Starter 1x Fantasy Champion Forum Donor

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    Well, at least we're keeping it in the starch family.

    But instead of eating Taters, we're having Linwoodguini. :stirthepot:
  14. Darth Tater

    Darth Tater All-Star Forum Donor 6x Fantasy Champion

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    Well, that's as close as I want it to be.

    But justice was done (I think) and innocent Tater wasn't, and hopefully both murderers are now dead and we can start a new round. If not, I would think we have at least one dead murderer and a good idea of who the other one is.
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    Darth Tater All-Star Forum Donor 6x Fantasy Champion

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    Glad to be here to do an update:

    List of who remains : Slippy (Dude responsible for this CHAOS)


    Lynch mob:
    2.Darth
    3.Prof
    4.Roscoe
    5.Bezeach
    6.Jammer
    7.Motown
    8.Linwood <------------------Hanged for murder #2 of Maverick
    9.Tayshaunofthedead
    10.Aurora
    11.Webz
    12.Majestik
    13.Dlev<-----------------------Hanged for murder #1 of TFD
    22.Low
    15.Lurker
    16.TFD<-----------------------Murder victim #1
    17.detteam
    18.Dumars4ever
    19.Warthog
    20.Maverick<-------------------Murder victim #2
    21. Hack
  16. Darth Tater

    Darth Tater All-Star Forum Donor 6x Fantasy Champion

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    Slippy,

    FYI:

    I noticed by looking at the updated list that I copied from the last one that you apparently forgot about hack. He wasn't listed on the last poll.
  17. bezeach

    bezeach First Round Draft Pick 1x Fantasy Champion

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    I would of voted on this poll, but I was gone the last 5 days or so (still posted on a computer that barely worked) I'm mad I missed this one though...
  18. Tayshaunofthedead

    Tayshaunofthedead First Round Draft Pick

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    of course now if the killers are still alive they'll kill darth just to be ironic.
    ruh roh.
  19. Darth Tater

    Darth Tater All-Star Forum Donor 6x Fantasy Champion

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    No Tay.

    I'm probably safer than anyone else here right now. People want to hang me for the fun of it. No evidence necessary. The killer likes that. Keeps the focus off of him and keeps him alive while an innocent hangs.

    He'd be foolish to murder me.
  20. Superstarov

    Superstarov First Round Draft Pick

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    I'm just casually following your game in here...

    but would someone kill Darth for me?

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