The laugh is on you Sith Lord. I have rallied the Wookies, the Ewok and the Australians! majestik has tied it up at 7 a piece! That's right Darth, in the farthest reaches of known space, a kind and intelligent race known as the Aussies have joined with my rebel cause, to free us from the tyranny of your investigations!
Show me some evidence against Darth and I'll consider it, but not a single person who voted for him had a shred of evidence to support their decision. Aurora called Linwood on his bluff and he folded. To me, that's more incrimminating than killing Darth so we can all eat him.
jammertime, logic is a tool of the dark side. The jedi rely on instinct! Besides, linwood really isn't clever enough to pull off a murder, let alone two!
he's manipulating you! a true sith tool. vote for me because i'm guilty then it'll be a coinflip and 7 members won't kill you. and the innocent potato won't be boiled mashed or stuck in a stew. http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/taters.php boil 'em mash 'em boil 'em mash 'em so catchy. oops sorry darth.
Thanks tayshaunofthedead! If DT has to hang so I could see that, I'll say some form of justice was served...
hey! i'm on Tater's side!! I just love the catchy potato mashing jingle. EDIT: http://www.sharethesatire.com/satire/blogimages/darth_blog.gif a search of tater gives such good stuff. if only a search of "linwood would yield such good pics.
LMAO. Slippy: Mo, Darth may be dead in one hour. Mo: Pass the ketchup please. Slippy: That's it? Nothing else to say for your good friend? Motown: Well...I wanted some sour cream too, but didn't want to sound insensitive.
A line was drawn and astride it stood the Professor....iconoclastic, aloof and impartial. But he was the only one. A sharp division clove the rest. On one side was the Darth backers who supported HARD evidence and harder punishment. On the other was the Linwood Preservation League who were bankrolled by the ketchup industry. a frier had been substituted for the gallows and a nickel held the fate of these two jokers in its 5 cent sway. Heads for the Darthians. Tails for the linwoodians. Already the linwoodians had condiments at the ready. But it fell tails. A sigh came from the Darth side...except for Darth who whooooped and huzzahed like an utter mad tater. Linwood was marched up to the sizzling oil. And it was over. Maverick had been avenged.
Well, at least we're keeping it in the starch family. But instead of eating Taters, we're having Linwoodguini.
Well, that's as close as I want it to be. But justice was done (I think) and innocent Tater wasn't, and hopefully both murderers are now dead and we can start a new round. If not, I would think we have at least one dead murderer and a good idea of who the other one is.
Glad to be here to do an update: List of who remains : Slippy (Dude responsible for this CHAOS) Lynch mob: 2.Darth 3.Prof 4.Roscoe 5.Bezeach 6.Jammer 7.Motown 8.Linwood <------------------Hanged for murder #2 of Maverick 9.Tayshaunofthedead 10.Aurora 11.Webz 12.Majestik 13.Dlev<-----------------------Hanged for murder #1 of TFD 22.Low 15.Lurker 16.TFD<-----------------------Murder victim #1 17.detteam 18.Dumars4ever 19.Warthog 20.Maverick<-------------------Murder victim #2 21. Hack
Slippy, FYI: I noticed by looking at the updated list that I copied from the last one that you apparently forgot about hack. He wasn't listed on the last poll.
I would of voted on this poll, but I was gone the last 5 days or so (still posted on a computer that barely worked) I'm mad I missed this one though...
No Tay. I'm probably safer than anyone else here right now. People want to hang me for the fun of it. No evidence necessary. The killer likes that. Keeps the focus off of him and keeps him alive while an innocent hangs. He'd be foolish to murder me.
