Discussion in 'Fantasy Sports Central' started by BallDon'tLie, Sep 14, 2010.
I lost it too...reading BDL's post.
Thanks for posting this photo from the Squirrels media guide CJ.
This is a photo of Rufus Henry at age 5 taken when he traveled to the African continent on "business". Rufus was a visionary in the Nigerian Advance-Fee business and still earns a substantial residual income from these "email marketing" campaigns to this day.
I set 'em up, he knocks him down.
There are NO SACRED COWS on the Denver Squirrels. We're in a dealing mood and are entertaining reasonable offers in the interest of shaking things up.
If anybody sees a Squirrel that they'd like to have, let me know. I'll even pony up for the Betty Ford clinic prior to sending them over.
A matchup against the Coynesters tends to have that type of an effect on a team.
Don't flatter yourself there Jeremy.
You guys over there in Utah are always a tough matchup for us due to the weak alcohol content of your beer, etc. Your a good team and Flip Saunders is doing a good job for you guys. You guys should have no problem repeating as regular season champs with #1 draft pick, K-D leading the way.
My initiative to shake up the Squirrels has nothing to do with you jerks. The issue that we're dealing with is the fact that we have guys on our roster that just don't fit in with the culture of the Squirrels. They just don't have "Squirrel DNA". Take a guy like Tim Duncan for example. Timmy is a seasoned vet and a pro's pro. He doesn't take our approach seriously and it's disrupting our ability to "have a good time ALL the time". We need more guys like Delonte West and less guys like Arron Afflalo. (BTW - West is a free agent and currently working out at our practice facility. We'll likely sign him.)
We need Gilbert Arenas back!
He's like a son to me.
I can see how a square like Tim Duncan can really screw up your chemistry. Having a seven foot tall Erkel tagging along at the club is sure to cramp your style.
I think the Felonious Fifteen can help. Send Tim over here where we will use him as our designated summons respondent, and we will send you Mr. Good-Times personified. That's right, you could have the drinking, smoking, mustache-growing, hair-dying, jersey-tearing, window-tinting, Serbian Gangster himself! He's good for a triple-double a night, as long as the bloodflow is good. The Pistons haven't won a championship since he left, and the Squirrels won't win one until he arrives. Get it done, BDL.
Cool nickname (Serbian Gangster)? - check
Bad Driving record? - check
Smokes cigs? - check
Affinity for tinted windows? - check
Bad attitude? - check
On-court jersey tearing tantrums? - added bonus
The whole blood flow issue is a major concern.
Also, we play our home games at the old (read: dilapidated & rundown) Denver Coliseum and the camera angles are absolutely dismal. He'd be awesome to have for the sole purpose of entertaining our fans during pregame warm ups however.
I'll assemble my crack staff (they all smoke crack) and we'll run it up the flag pole.
* Please note that Tim Duncan isn't a total square. He's got that whole "Virgin Islands rasta vibe" about him that outsiders rarely see. He's been totally baked out of his mind ever since he arrived in Denver. In that respect, he fits in well.
Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle station!
That lower right side looks like Darko's jersey after a bad call.
Lets get some trades goin here folks! David Lee, Marc Gasol, OJ Mayo, Rose, Hibbert, they're all on the block! I like Rose, I like Hibbert, so I'm just throwing them in to sweeten any possible deal! I need a big time SF, and another point/shooting guard.
I'd like to trade the Davis brothers Baron and Glen for better players.
I'm Pistons wannabe ( Debbie the Downer) - too many perimeter players, we'll see
( goes to trading maschine - JoeD has not heard of it I guess)
Up 6-3 right now, son'ing last year's champ.
Good on ya.
Darko is going to work tonight!
hey Champ, anytime you wanna play now, bring it on
Hita... I may be interested in Hibbert - like anything on my roster?
How do you do that sweet screen capture?
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