NOVICE Fantasy Basketball 2010-2011

Oh, I did not notice it but I see it now. It's my first ever received trade offer! I will have to think about this, I'm not keen to let go of my one successful guard.

Yeah, well Gordon was my main target in that trade request. Feel free to send me one back. I have a plethora of bigs, and might be able to help you out in rebs/assts/pts.

it is like switching your left and right crutch.

CJ. Why are you picking on the bottom-feeding Detroit Heat like that? You are up 9-0 this week. I ask that you not beat their injury riddled team so badly so that I may maintain my lead at the top.

Thanks, Ballahollics Management

He's a good person.

My team is in a downward spiral.
Injuries, bad play, booze and drugs are doing us in.
...Our Head Coach and two of our players slept in a laundromat last night.

Works for me. LOL

Well, Scoe that is the second time this season you have made me a trade offer, and then after the trade did not go through, dropped the player you intended to trade. Do you really think Shard will get buried on the Wiz bench or what?

I know this, and I'm sure glad it wasnt, because apparently Shard went doo-doo to you. But that's what good GM's do, turn doo-doo into David Lee's diseased elbow.

How does Yahoo come up with the "Can't Cut" list?

For instance, David Lee is on my "Cant Cut" list, but LaMarcus Aldridge is not...?

under rules tab ( upper right corner) on the page, you find rosters and under rosters - can't cut list. It is renewed by yahoo constantly.

Oh man.

So Rufus calls me late in the evening on Monday to tell me that we can pick up "Sheed Wallace" off the waiver wire. I tell him "hell yeah! pull the trigger!"
...I come to work on Tuesday and find out that 'Shard Lewis is the newest member of the Denver Squirrels.

Erm .... Not sure why Greg Monroe's stat line from last night is showing as 14-6-6 on my matchup when it was actual 7-3-3 ?? (Pts-Reb-Ast)

And yes it was his first game this week, not accumulated!

Seems like a lot of the stats are wrong, unless I am absolute moron and I'm not reading it right? (Al Horford has not scored 60 points this week, nor has he grabbed 27 rebounds)

My Squirrels are circling the drain. The Detroit Heat might get their first win of the season this week.

...I can't believed that we signed Rashard Lewis. My FG% looks like a utility infielder's batting average.

Tough loss for the Felonious Fifteen this week. CJ was lucky to run into a rare combination of injury and horrible mismanagement from our club. Now that Mo Williams has posted 5 consecutive double doubles from the bench, we have decided to return him to the starting line up (next year!)