NOVICE Fantasy Basketball 2010-2011

My Squirrels have a huge matchup next week against your Felons.
I'm VERY concerned.
The New Year's Eve holiday is a huge event for my alcoholic Squirrels and the hangover from this worries me. Also, Coach Rufus has a weakness for Rainier Beer and a trip to Seattle presents a challenge for me to keep my coach sober enough to run the team. Our legal team is on speed dial.

I've added TMAC to my roster.now funny part - I also have our Joggernaught, so they cancel each other off

For us, this is the REAL Christmas game. The Felons have tremendous respect for what the Squirrels do. Just the other day Darko commented on Rufus' Corsica. "I've never seen windows that dark! How he not get ticket?"

1990-1996 Chevrolet Corsica Photo LT 4-door sedan - Consumer Guide Automotive

The locker room and practice facilities are stocked with 16oz cans of vitamin R, and the Felons are ready to roll!

From today's Denver Post sports section...

Mark my words, 2011 will be the year of the Detroit Heat! The two new additions in Gortat and Pietrus looks really impressive so far, I just need to find a place for them in my rotations.

Both good F/A signings Mog.
If you can claw your way to the 8th seed and make the playoffs, you can win this thing. If I'm not mistaken, the 8th seed won it all last year.

That's been my plan from the beginning!

I've been trying to move down to the 7th seed for the past month.

I've been laughing at you guys up there in the top the whole time.

I need to drop some of my anti-tanking players. They all seem to put up too many gaudy stat lines. I'll never make it to the bottom at this pace. At least CJ is lending a hand though. :D

The Felonious Fifteen were slaughtered by the Squirrels. Dirk faked an ankle injury so he could fly down to L.A. and get some sun, and the team just fell apart. These guys stick together, and next thing you know, Varajao, Beasley, and Roy all have "injuries" too.

With my top four players soaking up sunshine and pina coladas on Venice Beach, poor Darko just lost his heart and quit on the team. He finally snapped out of it on Sunday. After purchasing a 91 Corsica with tinted windows, Darko put up 11 points, 10 rebounds, 5 blocks and 2 steals against the Spurs, yelling at Manu and Tim "You can't see me! You can't see me." We think he was referring to his new ride.

Hopefully we can recover from this disastrous week and regain our dignity against FreeThrows Babys.

Actually, the direct quote from (the) Darko was: "You not see me! You not see me!"

I actually felt guilty for a minute last week when heir Dirkster [STRIKE]quit[/STRIKE] took a leave of absence from your Felons. ...Then I remembered that I've had a few weeks this year where we had to deal with our "little franchise", Steph Curry being out with 4 (yeah FOUR) separate ankle injuries which unexpectedly sidelined him. Steph is obviously not playing in Arnie Kander approved footwear this season.

As for Sideshow Bob, one of Rufus' entourage busted an empty bottle of OE-800 upside his head at Monkey Pub last weekend.

...sorry 'bout dat!

I might be in for a long week as Rufus decided to bench my top 2 draft picks. Hopefully my scrubs can wreck shop and salvage a 'W'.

I need help.
South Beach has offered me a deal and I'm not sure if I should pull the trigger:

Squirrels get:
Beno Udrich
Channing Frye
(2 former Squirrels that we had released earlier this season that SB picked up off the wire)

Studs get:
Steph Curry
Nene

The comment attached to the trade was: "You get a 3-point shooting big man!"

...Hmmm, ...decisions decisions.