Novice League Banter 07-08

Discussion in 'Fantasy Sports Central' started by Slippy, Oct 11, 2007.

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    True dat! :crying:

    ...unless I get some big ones in the free agent pool. :fish2:

    And quit listening to YOUR A _ _:pound::pound::pound:
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    Let me get this straight...Slippy talked you out of Boobie???
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    Yeah...but he also convinced me to draft Horford, so I guess I'm still speaking to him. :pound:
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    One of my many misreads... I figured sasha's return would eat into Boobie's minutes and shots but I was totally wrong on that one.

    Thats why I'm at the bottom of the adv. league. :nerd2:
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    I think some gaudy Stats from Kaman is rotting your twisted dark side brain. You were in a bind between DALEMBERT and BEN GORDON. who?

    SAM DALEMBERT and BEN GORDON

    Now lets look at yahoo rankings for all three guys...Gordon is ranked #106. Dalembert #87. Maggette is #74. After he picks maggette, he blames me for not suggesting Kaman. Dude!
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    Friday night Shaun Marion rocked the rims like James Brown rocked the Apollo. Just like the Godfather of Soul, we put the cape around his shoulders and led him offstage while the Famous Flames took over:

    T.J. Ford----> career assist night with 14.

    Brandon Roy---> career high scoring with 32 points. Took an extra solo with 7 assists.

    Carlos Boozer---> Solid. 31 points and 7 rebounds.


    Shaun would like to say thank you, and goodnight... but you know he will be back for an encore.
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    Good Game roscoe. It could have gone either way. unfortunately for me...it went your way.
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    Two better scenarios -

    Sprockets get two fewer turnovers and score about 400 more points and we win

    Sprockets get two fewer turnovers and somewhat fewer than nine guys shoot less than 0.350 and we win


    Fortunately it's the Infirmary this week.
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    I'll spot you some bandages and a few cortizone shots. Lucky for us, its a slow day in outpatient care. Bring your guys though. As they crash into each other, we got spare beds while they rack up dnp's
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    Last year's stats show the average Sprocket shooting 0.483 from the field.

    So far this week...

    0.379 including a whopping 0.154 from Duncan, 0.200 from David Lee, and 0.313 from Iguodala.

    Know of any players out there who shoot about 40 times a game and make 35 of them?
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    No one besides Darko...
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    Is there a feature on Yahoo somewhere that reports your team's season-to-date statistics?
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    Go to My Team, then click on Average Stats (in the bar above the player roster). You'll see some time period options.

    Is that what you are looking for?
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    Yes, thanks. But why don't they put a totals row at the bottom?
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    Go to League, click on Head-to-Head Stats, and then click on Totals.
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    Im quickly on my way to worst record in the Novice League (typical), so it's trading time. If anyone needs any players from Golden State or Utah, let me know!
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    What do you have in mind?
    :)
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    I meant a total for player stat averages, but thanks anyway...I hadn't looked at head-to-head owner stats B4.
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    linwood, if you have SJax, I am interested.

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