Novice League Banter

Discussion in 'Fantasy Sports Central' started by Slippy, Oct 31, 2005.

  1. Slippy Forum Leader

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    MAN! I really dug myself into a hole picking up an injured guy on a team plagued by injuries. I must have motownitis! I'm hurting for certain.
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    Oh quit crying. I'm gonna whoop your butt good tonight. Lord only knows how you are leading me with that rag tag bunch of bed ridden slobs on your team.

    If you want a healthy guy, I suppose I might show some pity and trade you someone.
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    I dunno man. You got either man crushes like Agent Zero or scrubs like Kapono (Hawaiian!!!). Really, the only interesting assets would be Gwall or Vinsanity.
    I'd deal for Vince.

    Maybe Marbles and someone
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    Well, you know, I've always liked Starbury ever since the shoe thing.

    G Wall is a monster, but I did get him for free. I like V.C. but he's not a favorite.

    You know, we might be able to do something. Why is everyone so interested in Carter lately. You're the 3rd person in two days wanting him. I've received two official offers for him (one I consider serious) and now you want him? Hmmm. Am I missing something?

    Hey! Watch what you're saying! Kapono ain't no scrub!! "How would you like a nice Hawaiian Punch"?
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    You'd have motownitis if you did it while in first place with a cushion. I'll be unstoppable second half in Open. Hell, my team is already tough minus 4 all-stars. I'm dying to see the standings in this league.
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    Ask and you shall receive, my friend.


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    ...obviously a great judge of talent. :pound: :pound: :pound: :pound: :pound: :pound: :pound:
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    ralphi,

    i have received your offers but have been unavailable to look at them in more detail. i will soon.
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    I warned him not to draft Darko:smoke06: with the number two pick, but he pulled a Dumars.:redface:
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    Darko is heating up though. Depending on where you are in your respective league, DMC could be a serious asset.

    I swapped my entire Advanced roster with Max to acquire the Serbian Original Gangsta.
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    Right. It depends where you are. He would be a nice addition for a playoff caliber team.

    Last year I grabbed Darko the day he was traded to Orlando. He was a nice supplement to my team (with his blocks), but I would never build a team around him. That's a sure recipe for disaster.

    He was fun to root for though.
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    Oh, I would agree but 43 games out of first at the halfway mark of the season suggests more than a Darko problem. Hilarious coming from the master of evaluating talent.
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    I think you have lost your sense of humour because I was being sarcastic.

    Maybe a smilie would help you figure it out. :MusicBigGrin: If you need more clues, we have more smilies.
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    Smilies are always with you! :party:even when you're down.
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    Thanks bro...you sarcastic lil'.... :pound:
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    Coach Hill says that Darko Milicic will start even if Tony Battie is able to play with a splint on his hand.
    This is the news his fantasy owners have been waiting for all season. Milicic has averaged almost 13 PPG since taking over for the injured Battie, and from the sounds of it, he will keep the job for the foreseeable future, regardless of when Battie is ready to return. Feb. 15 - 11:39 am et


    Go Darko!!!
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    Did I mention how much I like short weeks? Even without Nash?

    Couple more of these and the sprockets are back in the playoff picture.
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    a few more and you'd take my spot.
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    Linwood. How can Kover come to the rescue if he and his 6 triples are on the bench. i know your team is injury prone but i think its you mouse finger thats DTD.
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    I'm a horrible GM. And coach. My game time adjustments are terrible. However, I still have the best team in the world!

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