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Discussion in 'Fantasy Sports Central' started by Slippy, Oct 31, 2005.

  1. Slippy

    Slippy All-Star Administrator Forum Donor

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    Micro-wave

    :yield: Yamete Kudasai!!!!

    Uncle!!!:hail:
     
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    Darth Tater All-Star Forum Donor 6x Fantasy Champion

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    LMAO. Now you know what he was up to while your back was turned enjoying the game last night.

    You may as well put down the flag dude. I don't think he is taking any prisoners this week.
     
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    Slippy All-Star Administrator Forum Donor

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    The only category I have is TO's. YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TAKE THAT AWAY TOO!! :behindsof
     
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    himat Bench Warmer

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    :laugh::laugh::laugh:
     
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    Tater

    For the second time in one matchup... I concede.

    :pout:
     
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    Listen guys its a long season. Not even a quarter way through yet. Lot of changes are going to happen between now and the end.
     
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    Slippy All-Star Administrator Forum Donor

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    Alright Darth, Get your Bibbys on and be ready to ball cuz I'm ready to put the hurt on you for all the Darko smack you been talking on this board.

    :fencing:
     
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    losing my spot

    micro and darth are now only a half a game behind me and i used to be way ahead.:P
     
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    Just Getting Started

    Apparently you guys are unfamiliar with the fine art of Sandbagging.
     
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    Slippy All-Star Administrator Forum Donor

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    [yoda]Come back you have. Smug you are that you have retaken the lead hmmm? Injury still clouds the force. Grown strong the sith have. And more games do they play. In exile I must go and watch over the son of Stoudemire.[/yoda]
     
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    Slippy, you are one funny dude. Linwood is funny too, but I think I will have the last laugh when JRich has his annual 8 game injury and Ron Artest gets traded to a team where he can be the primary scoring option. Oh, and Michael Sweetney is not fat. He's big boned.
     
  12. Darth Tater

    Darth Tater All-Star Forum Donor 6x Fantasy Champion

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    Priceless Slippy, lmao

    I sense a disturbance in the force.

    As I told Obiwan kenobi, "your powers have grown weak old man". Join me, you celestial muppet. Together we shall do great things and bring Webz and the rest of the galaxy to their knees. The Sith rule the fantasy world.
     
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    When JRich has his annual 8 game injury, he will have Kmart and Shaq to keep him company.

    Only time will tell with Ron. I agree though. If he goes somewhere that will turn him loose, Lookout. Or, they might not find the "right match" for Ron, and he might be forced to concentrate on his other career.

    And as far as Sweetney goes... That guy is great. He might not score a whole lot, but he is close to a double double every game, with good percentages too.

    The jury is still out on the Allstars. They have a lot of frail personalities that need to come together on this team.
     
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    Slippy All-Star Administrator Forum Donor

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    [yoda]your way of saying you want Okafor for Harpring this is. Not so easily swayed by the lure of the dark side am I. With Kirilenko and Howard, rule the galaxy the tots would. So keep them, must I. [/yoda]

    This will be an interesting game day. My team shot well until now which is a welcome change. I may have fallen back in assists but none of my PG's have played yet. Hopefully Artest leaving will open up Stephen Jacksons weak game. I will have to turn up the rebs, blocks and steals and cross my fingers that my guys shoot ok and Darths miss a lot.
     
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    The force is strong with you. However, you underestimate the powers of the *tater*side.

    Give yourself to the Dark Side. It is the only way you can save your *stats*. If you will not turn to the Dark Side... then perhaps *Linwood* will...

    I see you have constructed a new *team*. Your *team* is complete, indeed you are as powerful as the *commissioner* has forseen.

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    I'll concede turnovers right now, even though I lead that one. The rest you are gonna hafta battle hard for.
    Draw your light sabre muppet man. Neither the Wizard of Oz nor Frank Oz can give you the victory you seek. :laser:

    **walks away breathing ominously**

    music follows : Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun!
     
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    Slippy All-Star Administrator Forum Donor

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    pfff. I field a team with two broken legs and I'm in the upper echelon of rebounding. The only chance you got is if Ben Wallace....THE BEN WALLACE...plays another Utah type game. We BOTH don't want that to happen now do we?

    Cmon and bring it. :fencing:

    I'll try not to chuck :brick:all week long so be Prepared or be french fried!!!
     
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    Darth Tater All-Star Forum Donor 6x Fantasy Champion

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    hmmmmmmmmm. I dunno. :decision:
     
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    OOOoooooooo! Thats a rock and a hard place, right there!
     
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    Slippy All-Star Administrator Forum Donor

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    Darth -->:brick: :horn: <---slippy

    it matches up every once in a while...
     
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    Darth Tater All-Star Forum Donor 6x Fantasy Champion

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    24 blocks in one night should be illegal!!!! OUCH!Not to mention all those rebounds you had.:faint2:

    :violin: poor Darth

    I need some tylenol. :sick:

    Oh well, sometimes you get the bear and sometimes the bear gets you!

    :mmph:

    The force was with you in those areas. I assure you my forces will be prepared for any rebel uprisings in the future. :attention








     

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