NY Knicks March 11th, 7:30 PM

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  1. TaS

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    Like Icarus, he flew too close to the sun. Except Amir was attempting to foul it.
     
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    Are you saying that every day when the sun comes up, Amir sees it as a pump-fake and burns himself?
     
  3. TaS

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    The sun is actually a lot further away than it looks.

    On average (due to our eliptical orbit), it is 5.2 billion basketball courts away.

    So even if Amir could move at light speed, he would get about 8 minutes of playing time before incineration, which is about what he gets under MC.
     
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    Could move at the speed of light? Amir is faster than the speed of light, that's why Joe D locked him up. He has been playing also, but he's so fast that no one can see him which is why it seems like he get DNP's.

    Say hello to Delfino Delivers on the ignore list, hater.
     
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    If that's a joke, it doesn't read as funny. I'm a better target for humiliation and mocking. Ask Tater.

    If it's not a joke, I think we need a moratorium on people announcing their use of the ignore list publicly.
     
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    There was a Q&A with Greg Kelser that was fairly interesting and mentioned Amir's recent fall of the face of the earth. I'm going to see if i can find it. It had other stuff as well.

    edited to add;

    that was easy;

    Transcript of live chat with MSU great, Pistons announcer Greg Kelser | Freep.com | Detroit Free Press
     
  7. TaS

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    What's the point of ignoring somebody if you can't publicly announce it? Isn't that the only satisfying part about it?

    The actual ignoring part is very anticlimactic I would imagine.
     
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    We all know that Amir is as fast as a gazelle, and at 50 mph, that is only a fraction (1/60000) as quick as the speed of the light.
     
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    It was a joke playing off of something I referenced yesterday. My apologies.
     
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    S'okay, thanks for clarifying. We all bomb one now and again. I'm the master of the obscure and unfunny.
     
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    CURRY NEEDS TO BE FIRED

    LET AMIR USE ALL OF HIS FOULS/TURNOVERS/KWAME HANDS
     
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    I know you're being sarcastic, but Amir actually played very well in his short stint. Maybe he can work his way up to 7 minutes next time . . .
     
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    no, you don't know how srs it get's when it comes to me and Pistons basketball.

    granted I don't advocate Walter playing, and Maxiell is playing like complete trash so who knows, maybe Amir is actually the best option. After Kwame.


    Ahh who am I kidding, the bench sucks, no matter who's out there. Maybe Iverson significantly changes things though.
     
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    Keep saying Amir sucks LOL. It seems to be helping.
     
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    PA, just for you.

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    FRONT PAGE!!!

    ITS GOTTA GO TO THE FRONT PAGE!
     
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    Please don't put that on the front page. I beg you not to.
     

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