The sun is actually a lot further away than it looks. On average (due to our eliptical orbit), it is 5.2 billion basketball courts away. So even if Amir could move at light speed, he would get about 8 minutes of playing time before incineration, which is about what he gets under MC.
Could move at the speed of light? Amir is faster than the speed of light, that's why Joe D locked him up. He has been playing also, but he's so fast that no one can see him which is why it seems like he get DNP's. Say hello to Delfino Delivers on the ignore list, hater.
If that's a joke, it doesn't read as funny. I'm a better target for humiliation and mocking. Ask Tater. If it's not a joke, I think we need a moratorium on people announcing their use of the ignore list publicly.
There was a Q&A with Greg Kelser that was fairly interesting and mentioned Amir's recent fall of the face of the earth. I'm going to see if i can find it. It had other stuff as well. edited to add; that was easy; Transcript of live chat with MSU great, Pistons announcer Greg Kelser | Freep.com | Detroit Free Press
What's the point of ignoring somebody if you can't publicly announce it? Isn't that the only satisfying part about it? The actual ignoring part is very anticlimactic I would imagine.
We all know that Amir is as fast as a gazelle, and at 50 mph, that is only a fraction (1/60000) as quick as the speed of the light.
S'okay, thanks for clarifying. We all bomb one now and again. I'm the master of the obscure and unfunny.
I know you're being sarcastic, but Amir actually played very well in his short stint. Maybe he can work his way up to 7 minutes next time . . .
no, you don't know how srs it get's when it comes to me and Pistons basketball. granted I don't advocate Walter playing, and Maxiell is playing like complete trash so who knows, maybe Amir is actually the best option. After Kwame. Ahh who am I kidding, the bench sucks, no matter who's out there. Maybe Iverson significantly changes things though.