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Discussion in 'Fantasy Sports Central' started by jammertime, Oct 5, 2007.
Post your smack, trash, trade, waiver, etc. talk here.
Ok, I'll get the ball rolling. I just checked in on my team and saw that my goalie, Rick DiPietro was having a bad game having given up 4 goals by the half way point of the 2nd period in a 5-4 game against the Sabres. I thought to myself, "Crap, this is going to negate the good game that Khabibulin put in last night." Then I thought, "I wonder how Bezeach's goalies are doing tonight?". So I decided to take a quick peek. To my pleasant surprise, Bezeach's only goalie playing tonight just happens to be the guy on the other end of the rink from DiPietro, Ryan Miller, who has now given up 6 goals to Rick's 4. So basically, I just wanted to thank Bezeach for drafting a crappier goalie than I did.
Huh? What is this? The powder puff smack thread, or something? That smack was weaker than one of Hossa's slap shots. Oh. I'm sure your comment really stung Bezeach. Is that the best you can do? Jammer, I should suspend you from the league for putting together such a crap team...but I like those easy automatic wins, so you can stay. I wonder what league Laimbeer's dogs are playing in this year. They beat Roscoe in baseball, but I think you can handle them.
I started talking smack last week when I got two power play goals from Cammalleri in London. Where have you guys been? Nice that you finally got a thread going, Jammer! With Brodeur, Hasek, and Roloson, my goal keepers should make me a contender all year. See you'all in the finals!!! P.S. I had DiPietrio last year. He was a dog all year. Good luck, Jammer
I figured that I'd let the commissioner do it, but it looks like he was to afraid to.
Hey Tater, is that you? Glad to see you were able to take your eyes off the waiver wire long enough to post in the thread that you should have created yourself a few weeks ago. Better be careful though, don't stick around too long. Bill has pulled out to the early transaction lead on you. He's up 6-4. You're a bit off your normal pace. You feeling ok? Anyway, I'll let you get back to your Stat Tracker. Nice talking with you again.
I already walked the walk, so I thought I would leave the talking to you two wannabes. Woody. Your team looked awesome when you drafted them and they are coming out strong. Nice goalies you got there. I hope you win it all this year so I can return the favor and complain all summer about how you cheated. But I won't get that chance because I'll win it all...as always.
Oh, come on, guys. A lot of this is sheer luck. You have a few top people that are going to produce, and the rest is crap shoot. You don't know who is going to have what kind of season. A guy could get on a roll and and up with 35-40 goals. The same guy could go through a dry spell and end up with 20-25 goals. There are too many things that we can't control.
Sounds like someone is setting up the excuses already....
No kidding. He must be a friend of Woody's. Who let him in this league anyhow????
Excuses? What excuses? I don't need no stinkin excuses...
mikhail, you would do well not to be serious with the trash talkers. Particularly with Tater and Jammer, who are not exactly the sharpest tools in the shed. :P
Where is this shed that you speak of? I clicked on the Tools menu, but I didn't see a shed. Thanks.
This league is off and running. Running off at the mouth, that is!!
I just learned on another thread that TATER IS A LAWYER!! The reputation of PF has just taken a big hit!! Roscoe, this calls for drastic action!!
You might want to get a couple ready just incase. It'll make our head-to-head match ups a bit more meaningful. Especially since the score will be so lopsided. I wouldn't want you to get to discouraged.
PF.com has a shed? Where is it? Why have I never heard about it before? Why wasn't I invited? Does it cost anything to join? What if I bring some chips and dip, then can I come? Is it like the Fight Club? No one talks about the shed. Maybe Los Vegas? Whatever happens in the shed, stays in the shed. Is it anything like my wife's dog house? I've spent plenty of time there.
Quit jumping to conclusions Woodrow...or Wood shed...are you the shed everyone is asking about? I feel more confused than Linwood acting like a basketballl commissioner. Anyhow, I'm not a lawyer. I do parole hearing interviews.. So you don't have to worry about me unless your butt ends up in prison and you want parole. Don't worry...fielding a losing team isn't a crime.
Certainly, one of my goals this year is to win the most transactions title over Darth. Some might question moves like I had yesterday when I picked up Dmitri Kalinin only to drop him 5 minutes later. Little do they know the true genius behind the strategerizing.
Hey Roscoe: Do you have enough Goalie appearances to qualify for the goalie points??? Or, did you waste Kolzig's shutout??? I'm still learning about all these nuances.
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