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I'm glad I didn't have to face Rascoe or Webz this week. Their teams put up some crazy numbers. This is the week the injuries finally caught up to my team.

I'm sandbagging until the playoffs.

WebZ's team should be tested for steroids this week.

Might I ask why you feel this way CJ?
(...I don't deny your accusation one bit BTW.)

I think it was your basic trash talk.

Is CJ even in this league?
I can't really talk trash on him as his last place team handed my first place team one of its' only losses of the season last week in Novice league(5-4).

BTW, in my first real week of managing the Malcontents, I have them winning their matchup. We're doing this while looking ahead on the schedule to next week's match-up against Sandwich.

This team will not be an easy 'W' for any opponent from here on out. We're playing for draft position!

I'll be seeing you in the PFNFBL playoffs!
...nevermind.

(Keeper is weekly, or in your case "weakly".)

Gonna keep the name through the end of the season to avoid confusion and maximize merchandise sales.
The Denver Squirrels will be joining the league and the Detroit Malcontents will be disbanded. Rumor has it that the Ilitch family is putting together some kind of offer to keep the team in Detroit but it ain't gonna happen.

The Mals are playing inspired ball right now and it's pretty clear that the changes in the front office have done this team some good. We're wreckin' shop all over the Bandits this week and can't be stopped.

We're going to KILL Sandwich next week.

Injuries are difficult... also, this team really relies on Kobe for leadership, and when he is ballhoggin', it's hard to get the other guys involved.

Stuckey for Kobe, straight up?

Props to the Banditos for edging out the Mal's last week.
Detroit had some problems overcoming injuries to our starting C & SF. We've corrected the situation by releasing one of the cowards players in question and benching the other one. Hopfully the message gets delivered to the other guys on the squad. We're trying to create a winning culture in Detroit that will be effectively transported to Denver next year when the team moves.

Next up, "Sad"wich.
...should be an easy week for the Mals and an opprtunity to work on some things and improve our execution for the losers bracket playoffs. I doubt any of our players will even bother to tie their shoes for this one. It's really a shame that we even have to bother playing the M-waves. A lot of our guys have asked for the week off but league rules require us to field an active roster of 9 guys.

...whatever.