I'm not sure what a "Ralphie" is but I'll go on the assumption that you didn't like my offer. LO freaking L @ the fact that you think that D-Wade is still a top tier fantasy player. Hay and Barnie will be filling up box scores all season long while Wade sits on you bench for a few weeks in street clothes after having to leave a game in a wheelchair with a minor wrist injury. Hayward and Wade are right in the same neighborhood on the old player rater and would have been a fair deal by itself. I tossed Barnes in so you'd have a chance to drop one of the 3 EX-Squirrels that you scrounged off of the waiver wire (I totally admit that I'm still kicking myself over BJ Mullens ). Fear the Fur!
It's sad times when players who can dribble on their knees are just brazenly dropped by the side of the road. Good job Bill giving him a home.
Ah, I see. It's our friend who is working on cornering the market of Pistons. Darn capitalists always go for a monopoly when they can.
Not awful, but not a star. Ranked 16 among guards last year, but once you get past the top eight there isn't a lot of variation. Guys ranked in the mid 20s have SP/Minute within one point. So, not at the top, not at the bottom, but awash in a sea of average shooting guards. I haven't looked this year, maybe around 20 or 25 games in.
It's so hard to remember but I think that the Squirrels started the season with "Supe" on our roster. Rodney couldn't hang "off the court" and it was effecting his play on the court. The fact that he was pressured to drink malt liquor out of a funnel and chase it with medical grade weedies might have had something to do with him having a teenage shooting percentage to start the season. He still owes Millsap $110 for breaking his custom hand-blown glass waterpipe.
My third guard is just keeping the bench warm, hoping I can sneak into the playoffs and get Rose in the lineup. There are so many players playing only 20 minutes this year, plus the fact we actually have 10 GMs competing, makes working the waiver wire very tricky. I totally blew it in the draft gambling on so many guys. Over-confidence.
I have absolutely no fantasy studs. The Squirrels are all smoke and mirrors (no drug relted references intended). I lost the championship when I screwed up the Kevin Durant sweepstakes by publicly anouncing what number I was picking in the "pick a number between 1 and 50" game. ...I'm such an idiot. My team has been playing well but there's too many ways that the stars have to line up perfectly for me to win this thing. I've pressed some wrong buttons (dropping BJ Mullens in week 1) and I've pressed some right ones (Metta World Peace, Chandler Parsons).
Two games for Durant. Two. Who's responsible for this schedule thing? Of course, if he keeps up the 34, 7, and 5 of the past seven games it's a no brainer. But what if he gets distracted with a week of home cooking?
We noticed that when Kirilenko came from the Squirrels, he had a unusual amount of body lice. We took him out back and hosed him off and sprayed him with lye and burn't his oversized levi's and plaid boxers but the damage was done. I had 3 top 10 Centers and all of them now stink. Monroe especially blames a lice infestation known as Lawrencius Frankintitus for his poor offense and decreased productivity. Friends and former teammates of Mike Conley sometimes get barely coherent emails regarding hazing rituals involving dirty bong water and roaches. I fret to see a facility so unclean that roaches take up residence. Hopefully some indoor fogger, some napalm and a sustained carpet bombing attack will get the Denver cooties out of Moosehead land because Kyle's been dropped and I have no qualms about renaming this team into the Singletons Singularity
