PF.com Fantasy Baseball 2008

While I understand the need for it, I HATE waivers. Especially having to wait 3 days before the season even starts just to see if you get the guy(s) you want!

Who do you want. I have the first waiver pick, so I can steal him from you.

Are you going to draft Blue Jays again?

I don't think I'll get all of them, but I'm looking at Joe Carter, Roberto Alomar, John Olerud, Devon White, Paul Molitor, David Cone, Duane Ward and Tom Hanke.

You're in luck. Those are not the droids I am looking for. But I think Roscoe is going to want them...

Just to let you know. There is only one spot for the Injury Reserve.

I'm not the least bit worried.

I will personally guarantee that none of those players will miss a single game this season due to injury.

Bill, it's about time you came clean.

It is funny how the last 3 leagues I have been in the Commissioner has got the 1st draft pick. The odds of that happening by random chance are over 1 in a 1000.

Plus Motown got first. But remember, I was hockey commish and I got last pick...

You didn't see the "Fix the League" button in the Commissioner Settings?

No. Don't you remember that you were the Assistant Commish of the league and fixed it so that the "Fix the League" button wouldn't work for me?

i still haven't looked at the team my computer drafted for me. hopefully it's good

Couldn't be any worse than Jammer's team.

It is a long season, Darth. Don't give up yet.

No problem Bill. I figure I should do it now. Once the season starts there won't be anything for me to praise.

I don't have any sucky Phillies on my roster, but there are a few crappy ones available via free agency. I'll pick up a couple and trade you for Berkman and Martinez.

Sounds like a plan, Bill. You hang in there.

Let me try to clarify the proper way to set your weekly lineups guys. OK, I think the first teams play on Tuesday March 25th. That means your lineups must be set on the previous Sunday. So on Sunday the 23rd or sooner, go to the MONDAY March 24th lineup and set it for the week. Do this on SUNDAY in the MONDAY slot!!!

For the next week, on SUNDAY the 30th or sooner, go to the MONDAY March 31st slot and set for the week, etc...

I think I got this correct. If not, somebody please correct me. I don't want anyone to start off the season the wrong way (except Roscoe of course).

Any questions ask Bill...he won't help you, but it's his damn job to do so, so just go ahead and bug him all you want!!

Jammer, I'll bet you are counting my "So's". Get a life you LOSER Hoser!

Good job spreading the quality information, Mr. Deputy Commissioner Darth (per our agreement in exchange for me giving you 2 of the first 11 draft picks).