Rodman to North Korea

That's truly amazing.

That's comparable to former president Bill Clinton going to White Castle..........

Good News !?

But either way, guess what, guess what though, don't hate me. Guess what, don't hate me.

We could be dropping nukes on each other and Worm wouldn't care.

Mogilny to South Korea

Next friday I'm off to do Tokyo, Seoul and Shanghai during two weeks to gather market intel for a client. Thank god Rodman calmed the area.

Wear your Rodman jersey in Seoul.

Tell everyone over there that you're John Paxson.

I intend to.

Call Kim Jong Un and tell him your President Obama.

He only calmed it for guys wearing nose rings and wedding dresses.

I knew Moog was a spy.

I've never been to either Japan, South Korea or China before and since I'll be on my own the first two days I did some preparation - I googled Tokyo. TripAdvisor recommended me to learn both Japanese and Chinese to have a shot of getting from the airport to the hotel and the most important advice was "Don't forget to count to ten.". With my massive jetlag this trip may end up having striking similarities to An Idiot Abroad...

If you run into any difficulties, simply mention that are friends with Dennis Rodman.

Try this book..........Don't let the title offend you.

Dennis Rodman has arrived at the Vatican

As soon as Dennis got there, the white smoke appeared.....from the smokestack and other places....

I think it's great that the Cardinals have selected such a strong rebounder.

He's looking for the possibility of sainthood for Chuck Daly.........