We can talk all day long about how nice it would be to see Artest in Pistons gear checking LeBron in the 2010 ECFs but it ain't gonna happen for 3 reasons. 1. He's psycho. 2. His most glaring example of psychosis (...and there's been a LOT of 'em) was at the Palace. 3. (prolly the most important reason) He'll re-sign with the Houston Rockets.