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  1. Griffin

    Griffin First Round Draft Pick

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    Friends & Allies alike, lend me your ears:

    The Kevin Garnett trade discussion ends now.

    If, in all your panicked considerations about how to resurrect your Detroit Pistons, you stumble upon said idea with a yelp of self-satisfied glee, I'm here to help you.

    Here me, friend, when I say that you are not the first person to either a.) think of this idea; b.) mention this idea aloud into the general public's thinking. We've heard it already. We have. Many times. And each time it sounds as ridiculous as it did the last time we heard it.

    And here's why I bring this up: I don't want to waste our time discussing such unlikely things. I hate movies about meteors hitting the earth and I hate trade discussions that smart 15-year-olds wouldn't waste their time on.

    Let's be adults, not children. Let's use our time to talk about realistic things. I wish I was Jacque Cousteau sometimes, but I've accepted the fact that Jacque Cousteau I will never be.

    Let's all make an effort to reach a little bit deeper into the well of imagination. That's all I ask.
  2. TheeTFD

    TheeTFD All-Star

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    KG can make more shots than BBen. How about Sheed and BBen for Kg. And we bring up Amir. smile
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    Slippy All-Star Administrator Forum Donor

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    I'll trade you my Ben Wallace rookie card for your KG foil stamped special.
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  5. Slippy

    Slippy All-Star Administrator Forum Donor

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    good one low.
  6. TaS

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    Why is there a guy named Garnett in the background of the picture with Garnett? "GAR..." Strange.
  7. himat

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    :laugh:. There is no mirror:noidea:.
  8. TaS

    TaS All-Star Forum Donor

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    The writing is not backwards, so it couldn't even be a mirror. Is there a fan on the court wearing a Garnett jersey?
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    Too bad fans can't stand on the court. What's up with that? These tiny things annoy because I want to know the answer, but I can never figure it out.
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    What happened to my Garland and Garfield post. Garrett?
  11. SKluck

    SKluck First Round Draft Pick

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    The picture is from 2001, and Mister Dean Garrett is the guy in the background.
  12. Slippy

    Slippy All-Star Administrator Forum Donor

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    SKluck: Our new Adrian Monk. Good work. Himat can sleep easy tonight. The only thing left is to figure out what to offer Minny so we can get KG...
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    I'm pretty sure McHale would trade KG for Bird....

    Now how can we get Larry Legend from Indiana? I bet they would swap Bird in exchange for Reggie Miller's body fat.
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    I'm pretty sure that bloated old bastard would do whatever you want in exchange for Reggie Miller's body fat.
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    BigDaddy First Round Draft Pick

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    They'd exchange Bird for the promise of fixing the toilets in the visitors section of the Palace.
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    Speaking of unrealistic trades... can we get anything for Arnie Kander while his reputation is still high? That guys is performing some serious pseudo-medicine with his herb wraps, etc. I think that he is just tricking the players into feeling better.
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    No way. Ben is the on-court heart and soul of this organization and Arnie Kander is the off-court heart and soul of this organization.

    And I don't care how he gets them better, as long as he does!
  18. Griffin

    Griffin First Round Draft Pick

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    LOL
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    basketbills All-Star Forum Donor

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    KG looks great in a Pistons uniform Warthog. I didn't realize he was the player to be named later in the Ronald Dupree deal.

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