Superstarov's Fantasy Hockey

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  1. Woody

    Woody All-Star 1x Fantasy Champion Forum Donor

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    Why are you all "keeping up with the Joneses"???

    Who the he** are the Joneses??? What place are they in??

    You guys don't even know what league you are in. Well, you are out of your league.

    The team you will have to beat is the SID ABELS. There are no Joneses on that team. You can chase the Joneses all you want, but, in the end, you've got to beat ME!!!!!


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    Darth Tater All-Star Forum Donor 6x Fantasy Champion

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    Woody, we may not KNOW what league we are in ,but do you KNOW what you are even saying? No "Joneses" on your team and we've got to "beat" you.??? OMG!!! :pound:ROFLMAO!:pound:

    You are killing me Woodrow.
  3. Woody

    Woody All-Star 1x Fantasy Champion Forum Donor

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    For the life of me, I can't figure out what is going on.

    Are the playoffs different from the weekly competition?? Do defensemen count more in the playoffs?

    Talk about senseless moves. I can't figure out what Roscoe and Tater are doing. I suppose I'll find out come playoff time, when all the rules change.

    Hey, Commissioner, What's up?? Do these guys know something I don't, or are they just running scared?

    Have they been hit in the head with a puck? What good are 3-4 goalies when you can only play two? They play all season with only three defensemen and then suddenly trade away top notch players in order to get a run-of-the-mill retread at a postion they have ignored all year.

    Does living in Canada effect you that way??


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    jammertime Starter 1x Fantasy Champion Forum Donor

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    It's true. Living in Canada does make you smarter, better looking, more successful and funnier than if you lived anywhere else in the world, and it also makes you better at fantasy hockey.
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    Darth Tater All-Star Forum Donor 6x Fantasy Champion

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    Woody, thats kind of hitting below the belt to make fun of Roscoe's having a puck embedded in his head. I thought I was the only one who knew about it. To this day he wears a football helmet :football: wherever he goes:fish2: he is so afraid of it happening again. But the twitching and eye blinking are almost gone and he said soon he will be brave enough to take the helmet off :yo:for his daily :bath1:that the nurse administers.
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    Darth Tater All-Star Forum Donor 6x Fantasy Champion

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    Good thing for you Jammer because I hate to think where you would be in the standings if you WEREN'T Canadian.:wedgie:
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    jammertime Starter 1x Fantasy Champion Forum Donor

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    I'm sorry, did you say something? It's hard to hear you through your thick wall of Man Love for everything Tampa Bay Lightning.
  8. Darth Tater

    Darth Tater All-Star Forum Donor 6x Fantasy Champion

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    Well, I was going to get a couple of Montreal Cannuckians but they all seem to be taken! :canada::whip:

    [sign]What the hell is a "hab" anyhow?[/sign]
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    Woody All-Star 1x Fantasy Champion Forum Donor

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    I guess I hit a hot button, Jammer.

    I've been to Canada many times. They are not any better looking, smarter, or funnier than us Michiganders.

    Obviously, as Tater has pointed out, they are not any better at fantasy hockey.

    You need to come up with a better line than that. (OR, a better team).


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    jammertime Starter 1x Fantasy Champion Forum Donor

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    Hahaha touche!

    He who lives in a single team loaded roster shouldn't throw stones.
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    jammertime Starter 1x Fantasy Champion Forum Donor

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    I am not sensitive. You take that back right now or I'm going home you mean man.

    And my team is good, my mommy said so.
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    Les habitants = Habs

    Les Habitants = The Home Team
  13. Woody

    Woody All-Star 1x Fantasy Champion Forum Donor

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    And my team is good, my mommy said so.

    Can your mommy play hockey?? So far, it looks like she would help. You are way behind, and the worst is yet to come.

    :gun1::gun1:
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    :swear2: Roscoe!

    **Falls on sword**:faint2:




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    Wake up Superstupor and put my trade through already. That baby doesn't have to eat 24/7 does it?:hungry:
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    Still early in the week yet.
  16. Darth Tater

    Darth Tater All-Star Forum Donor 6x Fantasy Champion

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    True. But I'm playing very well and you've still got an answer for everything. :ohwell:

    Not anything I can do about that but keep fighting:boxing:, hoping:fingerscr and talking smack:whoosh2:.
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    At the risk of sounding arrogant, if I had been able to add Pronger, and incurred no injuries, I think my path to the title would have been clear.

    I'm not done looking for one more blueliner though. I've got a lot of assets to play with, but then that just makes it harder to give a guy away because I like almost everyone on my team.
  18. Darth Tater

    Darth Tater All-Star Forum Donor 6x Fantasy Champion

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    At the risk of sounding defeatist, I think your path to the title is already clear.

    But funny things can happen, which is why we play the games and which is why YOU are going down! :gun1:So I'll hear no complaining or excuses:hand: when I kick your butt come crunch time in the playoffs.
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    Darth Tater All-Star Forum Donor 6x Fantasy Champion

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    Here is a good article on my boy Holmqvist.

    I may have mortgaged the farm giving up Miller for Pronger and resting my hopes on Holmqvist in the net. But you gotta take risks to win a ship'

    In Holmqvist (and the Lightning) we trust!

    p.s. this is the best league I've ever been in. I love fantasy hockey:love:

    Lightning: For the moment, let's glorify Holmqvist
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    Woody All-Star 1x Fantasy Champion Forum Donor

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    What a bunch of dreamers!!

    You act like no one else exists, which is why you are losers.

    The team to beat is the Sid Abels!

    WE have become like our name sake. Remember....

    The production line: Abel, Lindsay and Howe, with Red Kelly on defense and Sawchuck in net.

    Now its: Brind'Amour, Selanne, and Iginla, with Lidstrom on defense and Brodeur in net.

    You guys are wet behind the ears (and, perhaps, in other spots as well).

    Just keep talking, reality will set in soon enough.

    :gun1::gun1::gun1::gun1::gun1::gun1::gun1:

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