Superstarov's Fantasy Hockey

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  1. Darth Tater

    Darth Tater All-Star Forum Donor 6x Fantasy Champion

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    Roscoe...shhhh...do you hear something? Must be those needle nosed skeeters. Awfully early for the little buggers to be out this year.


    Yes Woody, you are like your namesake. He passed away in 2000. Just like your sorry team he is gone and buried.:rip:

    Why don't you go and talk some smack with Slippy or some other sorry team sharing the basement with you.:pound::pound::pound:Crazy cellar dweller!
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    I'm very anxious for the playoffs to start. I might even begin resting my players until then.
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    Darth Tater All-Star Forum Donor 6x Fantasy Champion

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    I thought you were already resting them based on the way you played against squirrels.
    :sssh:
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    How about you and Darth resting your MOUTH until then??

    :gun1::gun1::gun1:
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    Darth Tater All-Star Forum Donor 6x Fantasy Champion

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    The part about ROSCOE resting his mouth was :pound:

    The part about ME was really quite:bored:
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    It's getting close with Tater. I *hope* I will win. Thankfully I locked up goalie stats with my killer 3 man rotation.
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    I'm just trying to salvage what I can today. Of course, you've got the win sewed up.

    Our offenses were very close. Not making excuses, but I did have a couple of bad breaks and injuries this week. I also made a couple of "GM/coaching errors. Not taking anything from your guys.

    The big difference was goaltending. Your guys played very well and would have beaten anyone this week. Mine played horribly and would have lost to anyone this week.

    If I can get it to 5-8, I'll consider myself fortunate. Congratulations!

    Perhaps we shall meet again before all is said and done.
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    I made some mistakes too. I had no idea Cole would come off DTD and score a goal and an assist. I wasn't expecting him to be a game time decision and impact player.

    I still need to make a move for a top flight defenseman.

    Btw, Woodrow, you have made as many moves as me, and you're still breathing my exhaust fumes. Enough with the shuffling of the deck comments. I'm a good fantasy GM when it comes to working FA!

    as are you...
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    Roscoe:

    I just dumped your boy Reden, just the defenseman you need! :pound::pound:

    We'll see who is breathing whose fumes when the dust settles tonight.

    Tater may be coughing the worse.

    While you talk about resting your guys, and a clear shot at a bye, the reality is that you and Tater will be in third and fourth while Bezeach and I are resting up.

    Take a deep breath now. You will soon be overcome with fumes!!!

    :gun1::gun1:

    THE CREAM IS RISING TO THE TOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  10. Darth Tater

    Darth Tater All-Star Forum Donor 6x Fantasy Champion

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    Yeah, I feel a lot of Hot Air blowing my way.
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    Why does Roscoe's team have all those red flags??

    The're not in troble like the Pacers are they?? What a bunch of thugs. Playing for a thug GM.

    THE CREAM IS RISING!!!

    ISN'T THIS FUN!!!!!
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    I'm still in first and you are slipping on DT's potato peels.

    This week, I'm playing the Marxists.
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    What potato peels??

    Tater is so far back the skeeters can't find him.

    The only bye he'll see is by by!!

    :gun1::gun1:

    ISN'T THIS FUN!!!
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    I have been desperately trying to make a deal for an elite defensemen. But now I am calling off the search.

    If I can beat all of you (except Bezeach) like a drum without Matthieu Schnieder, or Brian Rafalski then I am just going to roll like this.
  15. Darth Tater

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    Have you tried to get Tom Poti from Slippy? It's a longshot that Slippy would give him up, but I know Tom would improve your shoddy defense.
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    I have two of the top 15 defensemen. I just want one more.

    I had a deal in place with Jammer, but I wanted to think it over some more.

    Then after a night of thinking, I realized that none of you bums (except Bezeach) can touch me as I am right now. Perhaps another move would just be over-thinking things.
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    I can't even touch Redline right now.

    My goalies couldn't stop a basketball from going in the net if their lives depended on it. It will be a first round exit for me if I keep spotting my opponents all four goalie categories.

    However, if I can get back to getting just halfway decent goaltending, your team will lose to the Taters. That is, IF you can get past Woody and the others to reach me.

    Bezeach Shmezeach. I ain't scared of no Bezeach. I'm 2-1 against him and Woody is 1-1 against him.

    Since you are 0-2 against him, If you would like, and if you can behave yourself and play nice for a change, maybe we can give you some tips on how to beat him.:gossip:
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    Why would I want to touch someone like you, Roscoe??

    If you need a defenseman, Redden is available.

    By the time you get by these last three weeks, you'll have to reach up a Looonnnnngggg way to get to third.

    I think you should just rest up and play for third place.

    It'll probably be an improvement from previous efforts.

    :yield::yield::yield:


    ISN'T THIS FUN!!!!!
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    Looks like Tater Bay has some problems between the pipes. They just dropped franchise goalie Johan Holmqvist for Evgeni Nabakov!
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    I was hoping that nobody would notice. :sssh:

    Sigh. Yes, we are in trouble, but we hope to work it out. I still don't regret letting Miller go. He was stinking it up too.

    The main problem is Kipper. If he could just do what he was drafted to do, I wouldn't even need a backup.

    That being said, I'm happy with my team. I should end up in third place, I like my players, and this is my first year trying fantasy hockey. :)

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