Superstarov's Fantasy Hockey

I'm with you Tater.

It's my first year also.

Just lost Hartnell to an injury. Trying to find a good replacement after Roscoe has sucked up all the FA is difficult.

Could St. Louis move to Kalamazoo?? (my home town). I could let go of Jarret Stall (He's on the IR)

I'm not worried about Roscoe's three-legged goalie. He'll pull a groin and the whole mess will colapse. Besides, Roscoe only plays his goalies until he has the three appearances and then he sits all of them and rides out the GAA and %. A real courageous guy. He's always sitting people. Usually he's not palying with a full deck!

ISN'T THIS FUN!!!

By the way, Roscoe, I see you got Redden. Good for you. I have 3 of the top 21 defensemen, including NUMERO UNO (Lidstrom). You can't have any of them!!

Roscoe, you have two tough games coming up before the playoffs. You've been beating the bottom feeders, but reality is about to set in. You're crusin' for a brusin'.

Enjoy the sunshine. It caught up with Bezeach and it will soon be lights out for you.

ISN'T THIS FUN!!!!

I propose a new Fantasy Hockey Award.

It's the Gilbert Arenas Outstanding Sportsmanship Award, and I propose that it go to none other than the modest ROSCOE!!! He has continually talked of his own greatness and acumen, while taking pot shots at any and everyone else.

Lets all hear it for ROSCOE!!!

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I wish I could field a winning fantasy team. My trash talking skills are second only to Ali. I'm the greatest... talker.

IF the standings came out this morning, I would be in first place and the Woodster in 2nd place.

I was going to say something but I hate to see a grown man over losing his bye.

I plan to spend my bye week at Disney World while your Mickey Mouse team battles that crazy Russian, Rocky the flying squirrel, or Slippidy doo dah.

Go Jammer!

I was starting to feel sorry for you so I left Jagr out of my lineup today.

Ok, truth is I forgot to add him. Good thing he had 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 totals for the game!

Hey Roscoe, how did you like your double dose of Jammer Pants?

8-1 in Open League and 5-2 in Hockey.

P.S. I save my trash talking for after my victories. It's safer that way.

That's it? That's the best you've got? You Canadians are such pushovers. All that cold weather froze your hearts. ;)

Don't even start with injuries and underperforming. I had my share of injuries as well pal. Drury and Sullivan missed the entire week and Briere missed a game as well. At least your guy was on IR so you could add someone to replace him.

And how well do you think Jagr will do when I don't even put him in my lineup? I could have had an extra 0 goals, 0 assists +0, 0 faceoffs, 0 GWG, 0 PPA, 0 PPG, 0 SHA, and 0 SHG if I had him in my lineup on Saturday.

And another thing... Hey, where do you think you're going?

Don't you walk away from me when I'm post match-up trash talking you....

Oh, I plan to. But don't expect any more trash talk from me until I'm hoisting that cup!

I'm the antithesis of March. I come in like a Lamb and out like a Lion! (but not the Detroit Lions)

It's fun to read also-rans talking smack. Sort of reminds me of elementary school play-ground stuff.

Anyone who talks smack after the event is a poor sport. Let it hang out during the event. Put yourself on the line.

You guys are obviously new to smack-talking. A bunch of neophytes.


JUST REMEMBER, ISN'T THIS FUN!!!!

Well, it looks like we are going to have a great finish.

Three very good teams (Darth, Roscoe, Woody) fighting for first place and the two bye spots.

Two other really good teams (Bezeach & Jammer) who could certainly still win it all without byes.


Roscoe has his hands full this week (we tried warning you not to save the tough matches for last).

On paper, Darth and Woody have the easier road, but that and $1.25 (American) will get you a cup of coffee. ($6.89 in Canuckia).

Great competition fellas. I've enjoyed it. Thanks for starting the league Superstarov...wherever you are...in a nursery? (You may or may not make the playoffs...can you catch a squirrel?)


Good luck to everyone!! (except when you play me,of course).

Well. Tater, thanks for putting me in the good catagory.

I'm not sure I agree. For a newbie I'm doing O.K. but my team isn't that strong. We've been short players due to injuries (including two right now as the playoffs approach). I guess everyone has those problems, but I've been playing without a full deck most of the year.

Trying to beat seasoned pros like you and Roscoe is tough. Not knowing most of the players is also tough.

I can only think that my success this year is due to my superior managing abilty and coaching.

Or, perhaps, luck and the weak level of competion.


THIS REALLY IS FUN!!!

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Pronger & Visnovsky out, but I should have enough to take home the cup and get them back in two weeks for the playoffs.