It pretty clear that the way to win it all these days is to get the next big-time young talent out of the draft (ie Wade, LeBron, etc.). By all accounts, next year's draft is rich in talent (I have no idea who the players are). We need to maximize our chances of getting super-high picks next year. One way to do this, of course would be for the Pistons to tank the season (ala San Antonio, who pretended that DRobinson was hurt for a whole year in order to get Duncan (and 3 championships)), but I would rather watch a good team next year. The other option is for us to organize a covert Fanatical Pistons Groupie Coalition and bring Orlando down next year. I don't think that we need any violence to accomplish this. We could just do small acts of annoyance that would set the team ablaze (ie reduce the SPF of Darko's sunscreen, tear a couple of pages out of Howard’s bible (relax, well give them back), pay the bartender to put a couple of extra shots in Redick’s LIIT, steal Nelson’s orthodics, etc.). Of course, if the Pistons tank it, and we sabotage Orlando, we could pick up 2 players to form a foundation for a decade to come. I think we’ve got a real shot to make a difference here! Who’s in?? ps. Of course, Joe may go and draft Unko Dabunkalogo from the former Soviet Republic of Tajikistan, so my plan is not fool-proof.