The "Official Jammer is a big hoser" thread

Hey, this will be removed in 5 minutes like all of the other The "Official Jammer is a big hoser" threads, but you know...perseverance and all that jazz.

Feel free to post exactly why YOU think Jammer is a big hoser.

Format: Jammer is a big hoser because_______

OK, I'll start

Jammer is a hoser because:


(1) He feeds the poor penguins that he traps on his front lawn to the Polar bears in his back yard.

(2) He always takes Roscoe's side...what a shmoozer (Somebody hand this guy some chapstick).

(3) Uhmmm...Can we use the word SUCKS on this forum to describe somebody's fantasy teams. Because if so, I want to say how much his team SUCKS. I mean SUCKS with a big old "S".

:p_welldone:

Speaking of fantasy....

Darth, while I'm really flattered by all of the attention you've been paying to me lately, my wife asked if you could please stop calling our house. I'm sure you're really a nice guy deep down, I'm just not interested in, as your hourly PM's state, "hanging out" or "watching the Pistons while spooning".

Is she still saying that I'm calling for YOU?

She keeps promising me she is going to break the news to you...

How did you decide to put this thread in the "Lions and Football" section? Jammer is equally a hoser in all of the other threads.

I thought I could hide it here so it wouldn't get removed so fast. Roscoe is Cannuckian...the last place he will be looking is a football thread.

But you're right...maybe someone can move it to the green room so everyone can enjoy it.

I'm FREE!!!:ballchain

Hey, I think we're only supposed to be making fun of Jammer in this thread.

Now you need to move this thread to the Green room.

Yea, and change the title to "Official Jammer is a big hoser, eh" thread.

Don't you think that's a bit much?

I mean, he might be offended by the "eh". He's very sensitive about his Cannuckian heritage, and doesn't like others knowing about it, eh.

Hardly. Haven't you ever read my signature before?

Canadian girls just LOVE an Australian accent. A recent employee of mine was on a work Visa from Australia. All he had to do was start to talk and the girls were putty in his hands. Of course they would also always ask him "Are you from England?" hahaha

I expect the Lions to lose to the 'Boys this Sun. And it might be the last straw for the psychotic Lion Fan Jamm. 5 straight losses for the Kitties. I fully expect Jamm to come screaming thur your monitor with a gun in his mouth begging some one to make him pull the trigger.

You guys are nuts!!

Jammer may be a hoser, but when do we start the "Tater is a hoser" thread? And the "Laimbeer is a hoser" thread? and the Woody is a hoser thread, etc.etc.

Its all so confusing.

I think I'll just lie down and rest.